Hulk angry, but Boeing happy! More planes, more money, less smashy!
Hulk angry, but Boeing happy! More planes, more money, less smashy!

Hulk Like Planes! Especially When They Fly Away!

Hulk read news! Boeing get many MANY orders! 303 in one puny month! That most since long time ago! Maybe because people finally realize Hulk can't smash plane if it in sky! Airbus they not so lucky. Hulk think they need more green! Green make things strong! Like Hulk!

Boeing Make… Fly… Sell… Repeat!

Boeing give away 45 flying machines last month. Not bad but Hulk could throw MORE rocks than that! They give away more than last year which is good because Hulk no like see company sad. Happy companies make good airplanes and good airplanes fly far away from Hulk! This year Boeing let go of 220 planes while Airbus only gave away 243. Numbers! Hulk hate numbers! But numbers mean money and money mean Boeing can make MORE planes! Maybe even Hulk sized plane!

Hulk Not Happy About Grounded Planes!

FAA they stop Boeing from making too many 737 Maxes. Only 38 a month! Because one door fall off! Hulk think that silly! Door fall off buildings all the time nobody care! But airplane different Hulk guess. CEO Kelly Ortberg say they want make more later. Hulk say good! Make more planes! Fill sky! Just make sure doors stay on!

Dreamliners? More Like Hulk Liners!

Boeing sell lots of 737 Maxes but also 787 Dreamliners! Dreamliners for puny humans to have dreams on Hulk guess. But Hulk no need dream! Hulk already strong and green! Also sell some 777X planes to Qatar Airways. Deal made when puny human Trump visit. Politics! Hulk hate politics! Just make good planes!

China Like Planes Again! Good!

Boeing start giving planes to Chinese airlines again! After long time no planes! Trade war! Hulk no understand! Just give planes! Everyone happy! Ortberg say things getting better. Hulk hope so! Hulk like see world not fight. But if they do… HULK SMASH!

Hulk Like Big Numbers! Especially When They Boeing's!

Boeing get 606 more orders this year! That lots of orders! They have 5,943 planes to make! That even MORE! Hulk tired just thinking about it! But good for Boeing! They make money make planes and make Hulk… less angry! Maybe. But still puny humans should watch out! Hulk still strongest one there is!


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