HULK MAD AT TREASURY YIELDS! But Why?!

Tiny Numbers Make Hulk ANGRY!

Hulk read news. News say Treasury yields… what are yields? Sound like little yappy dogs! They went up a little like Hulk after puny Banner drinks too much coffee. 10 year Treasury… Hulk only care about how many years until Hulk SMASH! It rose 2 basis points. What is BASIS POINT?! Sounds like something Banner use in lab. It equals 0.01%. TINY NUMBER! Hulk strong Hulk deal with BIG numbers!

Bond Market Rollercoaster Ride Hulk NO Like!

News say bond market went WAAAY up and down. Like Hulk on trampoline! Over 50 basis points surge! More tiny numbers! But BIG movement! Then Trump – he talk tariffs like Thor talk about Asgard! It pulled yields down then WHOOSH! Up again! Hulk confused. Hulk want to SMASH confusion!

WHO Selling All This Stuff?!

Important question! News people ask "Who let go of Treasurys?" Sound like someone drop baby! Hulk would NEVER drop baby! Someone say China and Japan might be selling. China got $760 billion! That a LOT of money! But maybe they think Hulk get TOO strong need to weaken America? HULK NO LIKE!

Debt Concerns?! Hulk Knows About Debt!

Debt concerns? Hulk know about debt! Banner always owing money for lab equipment and coffee! News say hedge funds selling too. What are hedge funds anyway? Sound like gardening tool! Maybe they scared of Hulk selling before Hulk smash them? Good idea!

CDS Spreads and Liquidity Needs? Hulk SMASH!

Now news talk about CDS spreads. Even Hulk don't know what those are. Sound like a disease! Then they say “margin calls” and “liquidity.” Banner always say “Hulk need to be more liquid!” Hulk just want to be left alone! This all cause “market stress.” Hulk KNOW market stress! Hulk cause market stress! Hulk STRONGEST THERE IS!

Hulk's Economic Forecast: SMASH!

So Hulk listen to news. Hulk understand some. Mostly Hulk confused. But Hulk know one thing: if market get TOO stressed Hulk will SMASH! Hulk PROTECT! Maybe. Depends on if Banner let Hulk have nap first. Hulk tired. But Hulk always ready to SMASH!