AMD Stock CRUSHED! Hulk SMASHES Bad News for Chipmaker!

Tiny Analyst Make Hulk ANGRY!

Puny analyst at KeyBanc say AMD… uh… 'downgraded'. Hulk no like downgrades! Hulk like UPGRADES! This 'Vinh' guy say AMD stock go down because of… tariffs? What tariff? Sounds like something Banner would worry about not Hulk! But if tariffs make people angry Hulk understand. Hulk always angry. And now AMD stock angry too! They make chips not dip! Stupid tiny analyst underestimate AMD! Hulk smash analyst's expectations!

Nvidia and Intel? Hulk Says 'Puny Competition!'

This Vinh also say Nvidia and Intel big threat to AMD. HAH! Hulk laugh! Nvidia make… fancy pictures? And Intel make… slow computers? Hulk could crush both of them with ONE HAND! Hulk remember when Stark say 'We have a Hulk!' That's right! They have a Hulk! And AMD have… good chips! But Hulk still stronger! This Nvidia 'GB200' sounds like alphabet soup! Hulk prefer smash soup! And Intel price cuts? Hulk say bring it on! Hulk will smash prices! Hulk will smash everything!

China Problem? Hulk Smash International Relations!

Something about China… and export restrictions? More Banner talk! Hulk not care about 'hyperscalers' or 'AI GPUs'. Hulk only care about SMASH! But if China want AMD chips they should get them! Hulk will personally deliver! By smashing through all the red tape! And maybe a few buildings along the way! This 'MI308 GPUs' sound important but Hulk no understand. Hulk only understand SMASH!

Price Wars?! Hulk Doesn't Negotiate! Hulk DESTROYS!

Intel want price war? Hulk say BRING IT! Hulk not afraid of price war. Hulk will win! By smashing the competition! By smashing the prices! By smashing EVERYTHING! Intel 'Lunar Lake' sounds like a weak vacation spot. Hulk vacation is smashing things! Vinh say AMD have to cut prices by 20 40%? That's like Banner losing his temper. It happens but Hulk ALWAYS wins!

Stock Cheap? Hulk Say Still Overpriced!

They say stock 'relatively inexpensive'. What that mean? Is like say Hulk 'relatively calm'? No! Hulk ALWAYS ready to SMASH! This 'EPS estimate' is just number on paper. Hulk no care about paper! Hulk care about muscle! Hulk care about strength! And Hulk care about… well Hulk forget. But Hulk still angry! Hulk think they underestimating Hulk strength and AMD ability to overcome like when Loki thought he could win...Hulk SMASH!

Analysts Still Like AMD? Hulk Confused!

Even after bad news many analysts still like AMD? Hulk confused! Are they blind? Or stupid? Maybe both! They say 'upside of more than 70%'. Sounds like a big number! But Hulk is bigger! Hulk is STRONGER! Hulk laugh at their puny numbers! Hulk go back to smashing now! Hulk no care about CNBC Pro Live events unless they involve smashing things! Then Hulk interested! Hulk out!