Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oversold Stocks: A Rick Sanchez Guide to Cashing in on Market Mayhem!

Market's Gone Full Retard Morty!

Alright Morty listen up. The whole market's gone tits up this week okay? S&P 500? Down. Dow Jones? Down harder than your self esteem after a family dinner. Trump's blathering about tariffs again because apparently economics is just another playground for him to break things. But don't worry Morty because Rick's here to make some cold hard cash off this cosmic clown show. And remember Morty sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.

Oversold? More Like Under Appreciated Morty!

See Morty Wall Street's like a bunch of squirrels chasing their own tails. They panic they sell and suddenly good stocks are on sale! Like Kraft Heinz. Yeah the guys making that orange cheese like substance you call food. They're oversold Morty! Their RSI—that's Relative Strength Index for you dummies—is below 30. That means they're due for a comeback a glorious return to mediocrity that will line our pockets. The analysts are saying about 16% upside Morty. 16%! That's enough to buy a portal gun...almost. "Sometimes you have to rob a grave to live Morty!"

Conagra and Campbell's? Grab 'Em Morty!

Don't stop there Morty! Conagra and Campbell's are in the mix too. Oversold! Analysts predict more than 20% upside. Meaning... money Morty. Green stuff. The kind that enables my drinking and the kind that keeps your simple ass from getting eaten by inter dimensional swamp creatures. "Weddings are basically funerals with cake." It's the same with stocks the market will celebrate these stocks one day. And Morty you have to be there.

UnitedHealth: Still a Dumpster Fire...But a Profitable One!

Then there's UnitedHealth. Still a dumpster fire down 41% this year. But even dumpster fires can be warm Morty. Their RSI is climbing up from rock bottom meaning they might just be starting to pull themselves out of the crapper. Buy low sell...eventually slightly higher. That's the Rick Sanchez way Morty! That's how you become the Rickest Rick!

Overbought Garbage: Avoid Like the Plague Morty!

Now on the other side of the coin we got the overbought garbage. GE Vernova? Cramer's slobbering all over it saying it's the future of energy blah blah blah. RSI of 81.6! That's a big fat SELL signal Morty! Analysts think it's overvalued and could drop 11%. Don't be a sheep Morty! Don't follow the herd off the cliff! And watch out for Intuit and GE Aerospace. "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?"

Get Schwifty Get Investing Morty!

So there you have it Morty. My expert slightly intoxicated and definitely cynical take on the market. Buy the oversold short the overbought and remember: the universe is a chaotic uncaring void so you might as well make some money while you're here. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! "To live is to risk it all; otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you."