Scale AI and Qatar Teaming Up! Is This the Start of a New World Order?!

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub It's All About the Benjamins!

Alright listen up you bunch of Jerry's! So Scale AI right? They're teaming up with Qatar. Yeah *that* Qatar. Five year deal to build AI for everything from teaching kids to figuring out if your camel is street legal. And get this – they're expecting their revenue to double hitting a cool $2 billion. Two *billion*! That's enough to buy a whole lot of Szechuan sauce Morty. Enough to drown in Szechuan sauce if you really wanted to. Which uh I don't recommend. Trust me.

AI Powered Bureaucracy: More Efficient or Just More Annoying?

So what are they actually doing? Oh you know the usual. Automating construction permits writing legal contracts with robots and making sure you can renew your license without talking to a human. 'Cause that's *always* a pleasant experience right? The AI's gonna be like "Sorry your license is suspended because you looked at a squirrel funny." *Burp* It's all about efficiency Morty. Or you know Skynet but with more paperwork.

Health Care? More Like Wealth Scare! But With Robots!

And healthcare of course! AI powered appointment scheduling and AI medical scribes. Sounds great right? Until the robot starts diagnosing you with 'Morty Syndrome' and prescribes you a lifetime of anxiety medication. Look Morty I'm not saying AI is going to replace doctors but it *is* going to make your medical bills even more confusing. Which if you ask me is a special kind of hell.

Road Rage Robots and Tourism Tribulations

They're also gonna automate customs monitor roads for accidents and create a personalized visitor experience app. So picture this: you're driving down the highway and your car gets pulled over by a robotic cop because the AI thinks you looked at it funny. And then when you finally get to your hotel the AI is trying to sell you a camel ride you never asked for. Tourism! Ain't it grand?

Thunderforge: Now With Extra Boom!

And don't forget the good ol' US of A! Scale AI is also working with the Department of Defense on a program called 'Thunderforge.' *Thunderforge* Morty! Sounds like something out of a heavy metal album. Turns out it's about using AI for military planning. I mean what could possibly go wrong? Besides you know robots taking over the world and turning us all into batteries.

The Grand Finale: What Does It All Mean Morty?

So there you have it Morty. Scale AI is trying to take over the world one AI powered bureaucracy at a time. Is it good? Is it bad? Who the hell knows! But one thing's for sure: it's going to be *interdimensional cable* levels of weird. Just remember Morty the only thing you can truly control is your own crippling existential dread. And maybe a few portal guns. Now let's get schwifty!