Holy Crap Lois! Netflix Stock Might Be Slower Than My Drive-Thru Order!

Giggity Giggity... Slowdown?

Alright alright settle down you bunch of Quahog clam chowderheads! So JPMorgan – that's like the bank version of Mayor West always saying crazy stuff – they're saying Netflix might be pumpin' the brakes. They downgraded it which is like telling Meg she's not invited to the cool kids' party... again. But hey they still think Netflix is gonna be huge like the time I wore that sumo suit! Just maybe not RIGHT NOW.

Cha Ching! But How Much Cha Ching?

They bumped up the price target to $1,220. Sounds like a lot right? But apparently that's only like a two percent jump from where it was. That's like finding two bucks in your couch cushions – exciting but not enough to buy a whole six pack of Pawtucket Patriot Ale know what I mean? As I always say freakin sweet!

Netflix The King of TV (for now)

This Doug Anmuth fella sounds like a fancy pants name is basically saying Netflix is still the king of the streaming jungle. But the stock has already gone up so much this year. It's like when I ate all those donuts – felt great at first then came the regret. They think any more good news for Netflix is already priced in. The stock is as high as it can get and everyone should prepare for a potential downfall.

Trump's Tariffs: Everyone Hide Behind Netflix!

Remember that time I tried to become a trade negotiator? Yeah well apparently Trump's tariffs are making everyone nervous so they're hiding behind Netflix like I hide behind Lois when Brian farts. But this fancy pants analyst thinks that if the tariff panic calms down everyone might start investing in other stuff. Sort of like when I get bored of chicken fights and try to become a professional wrestler... briefly.

Summer Slump? More Time for Chicken Fights!

Apparently summer is a slow time for Netflix. And after some big TV announcement thingy there might not be much exciting stuff happening soon. So basically more time for me to chase that damn chicken around the yard! Giggity.

Don't Panic! (Yet)

So Netflix stock is down a bit after this downgrade. But hey most analysts STILL think it's a good buy. That's like when Dr. Hartman tells me I need to lose weight but then winks and says "One more donut won't hurt." So should you sell your Netflix stock? Eh I dunno. I'm just a fat guy who loves TV and chicken fights. You do you boo!