Giggity! Job Market Stinks More Than My Underwear After a Clam Bake!

Holy Crap the Job Market is Uglier Than My Neighbor Herbert!

Alright alright settle down you bunch of Quahog knuckleheads! So this year's lookin' tougher than tryin' to explain quantum physics to Stewie. Seems like hiring's slower than Joe tryin' to chase a donut truck and job cuts are up! Up I tell ya! That's like finding out the Drunken Clam ran out of beer! And this poor gal Katherine Diep fresh out of college with a fancy business degree is lookin' for a job. She's applied to get this 200 to 300 jobs! That's more applications than I've had beers this week... maybe.

Events Marketing: The Only Job Safe From Those Robot Bastards!

So Katherine's aimin' for events marketing jobs. Smart cookie! She figures those fancy AI robots can't replace human interaction. Which let's be honest is mostly just awkward small talk and spilling beer on people. But hey it's a job! She's been looking everywhere from the San Francisco Bay Area to the Midwest. I bet those Midwest folks would love to have me host an event... I'd bring the Pawtucket Patriot Ale and maybe a loose woman or two! Giggity!

Rejection? I Know Her!

Sheesh this girl's been through the wringer. Started out all confident thinkin' she'd land a job faster than I can eat a bucket of chicken wings. But then BAM! Rejection after rejection. It's like when Lois tells me I can't have another beer! And she starts wonderin' if somethin's wrong with her. Is her character wrong? Honey everyone's got somethin' wrong with 'em. Just look at Quagmire!

LinkedIn: The Social Media Equivalent of Showin' Off!

Oh and don't even get her started on LinkedIn. It's all "Look at me! I got a job!" "I'm so successful!" It's enough to make you wanna punch a baby... or you know just go get a beer at the Drunken Clam. Sometimes I wonder if Cleveland still owns that bar. Or did he finally move back to Quahog for good?

Rejection is Normal! Like My Diet Consisting of Only Fried Foods!

The poor girl's gettin' a rejection every day. But she's tough! She's takin' it like a champ. Says it's just normal now. That's the spirit! She's got a second interview comin' up so fingers crossed... or maybe just crossed eyes from too much TV? She's keepin' busy by volunteerin' and workin' on her own startup. Good for her! I should probably do somethin' useful too... Nah! I think I'll just watch TV and wait for Lois to yell at me.

Bring on the Applications I say! I also say bring on the Beer!

She's keepin' applyin' until some company sees her value. That's the spirit! Keep at it kid! And if all else fails you can always come over to my place. We'll watch some TV drink some beer and maybe make fun of Meg! Hehehehe...poor Meg.