Giggity Giggity! Trump's Firing Spree Gets the Ol' Judicial Gavel!

DOGE? Sounds Like Something Brian Would Invest In

Alright alright so I'm hearin' this Trump guy and some billionaire dude named Elon Musk are tryin' to shake things up in the government. They call it 'DOGE'. I don't know what that means but if Brian were here he'd be all like 'Peter it's a cryptocurrency! We should invest!' And I'd be all like 'Brian shush! I'm trying to watch TV.' Anyway it sounds like they're trying to fire a bunch of people and move things around and it all sounds like one big complicated 'freakin' sweet' mess.

Judge Judy's Got Nothin' On This Lady!

So this judge lady Susan Illston she's like 'Hold on there Trumpy! You can't just go around firing everyone! Congress has to be in on this too!' She's basically saying Trump's playing Calvinball with the government and nobody likes that game except well Calvin. Reminds me of the time I tried to build my own water park in the backyard. Lois wasn't too thrilled.

Executive Order? More Like Executive... Disorder!

Apparently Trump signed something called an 'executive order'. Sounds fancy right? Like ordering a pizza with all the toppings. But instead of pepperoni and mushrooms it's about firing people and 'critical transformation of the Federal bureaucracy.' Sounds like something Dr. Hartman would say while trying to explain why I need to lose weight... again.

Unions to the Rescue! (Maybe?)

So these union guys they're like the Robin Hoods of the federal government trying to save everyone's jobs. They teamed up with some cities and states and sued Trump. Good for them! Reminds me of the time I tried to start a union at the Pawtucket Brewery. Didn't end well. Let's just say it involved a lot of beer and a misunderstanding about dental benefits.

Supreme Court? More Like Supreme... Headache!

Now Trump's running to the Supreme Court like a kid tattling on another kid. He wants them to let him fire everyone! He says these federal workers think they have 'lifetime employment'. Lifetime employment? Sounds like a dream! Where do I sign up? I'd take a job doing absolutely nothing for the rest of my life if I could! Except maybe Meg's job.

This is Worse Than the Time I Tried to Be a Politician!

So basically this whole thing is a mess. It's like that time I tried to run for mayor. I promised everyone free beer and hot wings but then I forgot to actually you know do anything. Turns out running a government is harder than it looks! Who knew? But hey at least now I have something to talk about at The Drunken Clam with Quagmire and Joe. Giggity!