Excellent! Super Micro's Profits Plummet Like Smithers' Popularity!

A Ghastly Financial Report!

Bah! Another company another disappointment. It appears Super Micro a purveyor of those infernal server contraptions has had a bit of a 'snafu,' as Smithers might say. Their shares have plummeted like Smithers' popularity after he accidentally erased my 'Get Well Soon' card list. A 19% drop you say? Pathetic! I lose more than that in pocket change betting on the Globetrotters!

Numbers that Would Make Monty's Millions Weep

The numbers are dreadful simply dreadful! Adjusted earnings per share a mere 29 to 31 cents? The analysts those vultures expected 54! And revenue? Billions less than projected. It's like when I tried to lowball the orphanage on their heating bill – except this time I'm not the one profiting. 'Release the hounds!' seems less appropriate now and more... sympathetic? Perish the thought!

Excuses Excuses More Excuses!

Apparently these Super Micro blokes are blaming 'delayed customer platform decisions' and 'higher inventory reserves.' Poppycock! It's always someone else's fault. Probably the fault of the employees slack jawed troglodytes that they are! They need a good dose of motivational speeches and maybe a company picnic in the toxic waste dump.

Nvidia Feels the Sting

Even Nvidia those purveyors of chips of immense power felt a ripple of this fiasco! Their shares dipped albeit slightly. Serves them right for not selling exclusively to me! I should have bought more of their stock when I had the chance now I'm going to make them pay *shakes fist*.

A History of Troublesome Accounting

And to add insult to injury it seems Super Micro has a history of financial shenanigans! Delayed filings auditor departures... it's a veritable house of cards! Reminds me of that time I tried to bribe the IRS with counterfeit Trillion Dollar Bills. Of course I always get away with it! *Evil Chuckle*

My Expert (And Unsolicited) Advice

So what's the solution? Simple! Replace the CEO with someone ruthless someone like...Montgomery Burns! I'd whip those employees into shape streamline operations and ensure that every penny counts. And if that doesn't work I'll just buy out the company and turn it into a luxury dog grooming salon. Release the robotic Richard Simmons!