Excellent! Britain Embraces Nuclear, Just As I Predicted!

A Triumph For Burns Industries!

Bah! About time! This so called 'government' finally understands the brilliance I've been espousing for decades. Rolls Royce eh? Not Burns Atomic Enterprises but I suppose they'll do. The point is nuclear power is back baby! Smithers remind me to buy some Rolls Royce stock. And perhaps a new hat... made of badger.

Those Enviro Mentalists Can Shove It!

These namby pamby environmental groups whining about 'harmful distractions.' Harmful? Distraction? Poppycock! It's cleaner than a hound's tooth and twice as efficient. These reactors are small modular and soon they'll be powering the entire island nation including my mansion of course. I’ll be swimming in electricity just like Scrooge McDuck with his money! And they'll be powerless to stop me! Mwahahaha!

A Golden Age Indeed!

Miliband calls it a 'golden age of nuclear'? The fool got something right for once! This Sizewell C project and these SMRs are just the beginning. Soon every town every hamlet every doghouse will have its own miniature nuclear reactor. And I Charles Montgomery Burns will be there to profit from every single watt! Excellent!

Jobs Jobs Jobs (For My Cronies Naturally)

Three thousand jobs they say? That's a start. But I'll wager a shiny shilling that most of those jobs will be filled by slack jawed yokels who couldn't operate a toaster let alone a nuclear reactor. Still good for the economy... or at least good for my stock portfolio. Smithers remind me to bribe a few union officials just to be safe.

Amazon and Google?! Mere Imitators!

Amazon and Google are dabbling in SMRs too are they? Ha! They're just trying to keep up with Burns Atomic Enterprises. They may have their fancy 'algorithms' and 'cloud computing,' but they'll never understand the raw unadulterated power of the atom like I do. They're like puppies chasing a steamroller. Utterly pathetic.

Onward to World Domination (Through Nuclear Energy)!

This is merely the first step people. Soon the world will tremble before the might of nuclear energy and I Charles Montgomery Burns will be pulling the strings. And perhaps just perhaps I can finally get my hands on that blasted evergreen terrace... for purely scientific purposes of course. Smithers get me my radiation suit. And a brandy... a *very* large brandy.