OMG! Trump vs. Musk: Is My Girl SpaceX Getting Canceled?

Wait What's Going On?

Okay dolls so I heard the tea – and it's PIPING hot! Apparently there's some major drama brewing between President Trump and my friend Elon Musk. Like can't we all just get along? I mean come on! They're like oil and water but way more extra. Anyway word on the street is that the White House wants to check out all of SpaceX's contracts after their little Twitter war. #DramaAlert

Billion Dollar Baby

So SpaceX has like BILLIONS of dollars in government contracts right? We're talking NASA the Pentagon – the whole shebang. It's kind of a big deal. Now because of a few tweets (that I may or may not have screenshotted for posterity) they're potentially on the chopping block? This is giving me major anxiety. Like what if they cancel the contracts?! #PrayForSpaceX

Is This Revenge Body (Politic Edition)?

Apparently Trump said he'd "take a look at everything." And when the President says that you know things are getting real. I'm no political expert – duh! – but even I can see that this might be more about hurt feelings than actual contract issues. It's like when someone unfollows you on Insta... but with billions of dollars at stake. #SoPetty

Golden Dome? More Like Golden Mess

They're even talking about SpaceX's role in some fancy new missile defense system. Apparently this is called the “Golden Dome”. It's giving me anxiety just thinking about. It's like can we all just focus on fashion and contouring instead of potential international conflicts? #Priorities

Elon's About Face: Too Little Too Late?

So Elon kind of walked back his Trump critiques but like is it enough? He was even calling for Trump's impeachment. Talk about a 180! You know what I always say: "Get your ass up and work!" But sometimes even that's not enough to fix a PR disaster. #Awkward

Kim K to the Rescue?

Okay so I'm not sure what I can do about all this but I'm like totally invested now. Maybe I'll invite them both to a mediation session at my house? We can have some vegan tacos and talk it out. After all isn't that what diplomacy is all about? Stay tuned dolls! This is just getting started. #KimKForTheWin