OMG The Stock Market is Like, Totally a Rollercoaster Ride! Are You Ready?!

Tariffs and Tantrums: A Kardashian Klassic!

Okay dolls so like last week the stock market was being SO dramatic! President Trump announced these tariffs and everyone was freaking out. The S&P 500 was basically having a meltdown flirting with a 'bear market,' which sounds terrifying BTW. It's like when North spills her smoothie on my Birkin – a total disaster! But then plot twist! He paused some tariffs cranked up others on China and the market did a total 180! It's like 'Kim there's people that are dying,' but also 'Kim your investments are bouncing back!' Talk about a rollercoaster!

Who's Charlie Munger and Why Should I Care?

So I was doing my research (yes I actually *do* research haters!) and I stumbled across this guy Charlie Munger. Apparently he was Warren Buffett's right hand man. Sounds like a fun job right? Anyway he said something like 'If you can't handle the market going down 50% you're not cut out for this.' Harsh but kinda true. It's like saying if you can't handle a little contouring you're not ready for the red carpet. Get your game face on people!

My Portfolio? Honey It's Unbreakable

This Munger guy was all about keeping calm during the storm. He even said his company's stock dropped by like half in 2009 and he didn't even flinch! Zero worries he said! That's the Kardashian energy we need to channel people. Remember 'I'm not buying it' – that applies to market fear too! Plus he and Buffett were all about buying stocks when everyone else was panicking. Genius! It's like buying Yeezys on sale – always a good move.

Boom or Bust? Just Add More Diamonds!

Munger said we're gonna see more booms and busts in our lifetime. Great. But he also said the best way to deal with it is to 'put your head down and behave creditably every day.' Which for me means contouring posting fire selfies and expanding my empire. Werk! Financial experts are basically saying to keep buying stocks even when things look scary. They say it's like buying things on sale. I like sales. Especially when it's shares!

Seize the Discount (and the Photo Op!)

Okay listen up because this is important. Munger said that major market drops are rare opportunities to make serious money! It's like finding a vintage Chanel bag at a thrift store – you gotta snatch it up! Don't be a 'timid little rabbit,' he said. Be a Kardashian! Be bold! Be fearless! Buy those stocks! And maybe take a picture for the 'gram while you're at it. #FinancialGoals #BossBabe

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