OMG! Rite Aid's Bankrupt Again?! Like, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

Wait What's Happening?!

Okay dolls so I'm scrolling through my feed – because like who *doesn't* start their day that way? – and I see this headline about Rite Aid filing for bankruptcy. *Again*. I was like 'Seriously?!' First of all is *nothing* sacred anymore? I swear it feels like the world is just changing too fast. Remember when we could just like walk into a store and buy our stuff? Now everything's online. Is this the future? Because I'm not sure I'm ready for it.

Debt is SO Last Season

Apparently Rite Aid had already tried this whole bankruptcy thing back in 2023. They cut some debt closed stores and even sold off some of their company. They thought they were good to go but then bam! More debt. It's like honey haven't you learned? Debt is SO last season! Like I get it running a business is hard. But you know maybe they should have called me? I could have given them some tips. I'm like a *businesswoman* after all. Maybe a KKW Beauty pop up in every Rite Aid? Just saying I'm full of ideas.

Blame It on Amazon Baby

The article says it's because of competition from Amazon and Walmart. *Of course* it is. It's always someone else's fault isn't it? I mean I get it Amazon is like a *beast*. They sell *everything*. But still gotta adapt you know? It's like when I launched SKIMS – I saw a need and I filled it. Rite Aid needs to find their inner SKIMS or something! Seriously though the closing of stores? It breaks my heart you know? People are losing their jobs and it's never a good thing.

Walgreens is Shook

And OMG did you hear about Walgreens? They were valued at like $100 billion a decade ago and now someone's trying to buy them out for $10 billion?! That's like a *major* fall from grace. It just shows you nothing is guaranteed in this life. You gotta hustle you gotta stay relevant and you gotta like know your angles you know?

Opioid Drama Not the Vibe

Okay so the article also mentions lawsuits about opioid prescriptions. Like ugh can we please just move on from this? It's such a bad look. Seriously people need to be held accountable but like can we focus on the future now? I'm all about positive vibes and good energy.

My Expert Conclusion

So my expert conclusion? Rite Aid needs to like get it together. They need to find a new vision hire a killer team (maybe me?) and like reinvent themselves. And maybe call me for some promo. I'm just saying... Everyone wants what I have and I can help. Because at the end of the day you know what they say: 'You can't buy happiness but you can buy makeup… which is pretty much the same thing.' XOXO!