OMG! OpenAI Just Got a $200 Million Deal with the U.S. Defense Department!

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?

Okay dolls so you know I'm all about staying ahead of the curve right? Like contouring was *so* 2016 (just kidding... kinda). But seriously AI is the new black! And guess what? OpenAI just landed a *massive* $200 million contract with the U.S. Defense Department. Can you even?! Apparently they're gonna be using their AI smarts to help with national security stuff. I'm like 'Okay Sam Altman get that coin!' You go Glenn Coco!.

Warfighting and...Enterprise Domains?

The Defense Department is saying they need OpenAI’s prototypes to solve crucial national security challenges. They're talking about 'warfighting' and 'enterprise domains' and I'm just here thinking 'Is that like a new filter on Snapchat?' But like for real it sounds super serious. I trust that they know what they are doing. I mean don't be rude this is important!

Anduril: The Unsung Hero?

So apparently OpenAI is teaming up with this defense tech startup called Anduril. Anduril got a $100 million contract in December. This is business they are doing all the deals! I also heard that OpenAI rival Anthropic is jumping into the mix too working with Palantir and Amazon. Like hello competition! It's like the AI version of me versus like... whoever. (No shade!)

Sam Altman Said What?

Now here's where it gets interesting. Sam Altman the head honcho at OpenAI said they're 'proud' to be involved in national security. Like wow. I'm so glad to hear that. Maybe this time they can bring the heat!

Stargate...To My Heart?

And hold up! Remember that Stargate project to build AI infrastructure? The one where Altman was hanging out with President Trump? Yeah that's still happening. Like this whole AI thing is HUGE. Bigger than my closet... and that's saying something! Maybe I should launch my own AI! The 'Kim AI' for personal development. I'd use it to choose my outfits for the day. Or figure out what to feed my family. It is a struggle. What do you guys think?

It's About Business Sweetie!

Okay so this contract is just a small piece of the pie for OpenAI which is raking in billions. BILLIONS! But it's still a major move. And let's be real I'm always here for women getting that money (and tech companies too I guess). This $40 billion in financing and that $300 billion valuation proves what I am saying! Never underestimate business.