OMG! Is the Stock Market Finally My BFF?!

Wall Street's Wild Ride: Is This My Rollercoaster?

Okay dolls let me tell you Monday was like a bad contour job – just all over the place. But then Tuesday? Suddenly the stock market was feeling itself! We're talking major gains like Dow up almost 4% S&P and Nasdaq right behind. Jim Cramer thinks it's because people are hoping for these *amazing* tariff deals. Like maybe we can finally stop paying so much for everything? A girl can dream. And he said short sellers were running for the hills. Avoiding drama? I can relate.

Apple's Big Move: Is India the New Calabasas?

So Apple's scrambling to move some iPhone production to India. Apparently they're trying to avoid those crazy tariffs on Chinese imports. I mean who wants to pay like double for their next iPhone? Not me. And according to The Wall Street Journal people are buying iPhones *now* out of panic. Talk about FOMO! Jeff Marks (whoever that is!) said Apple is 'hostage to these trade deals.' Sounds messy. Jim's playing it cool though. Says he's 'not a buyer or a seller' right now. Smart. Sometimes you just gotta wait and see if the lighting's right.

Drug Stock Drama: It's a Pill to Swallow!

Okay this is where things get a little…complicated. Goldman Sachs is all about Eli Lilly saying it's gonna dominate the obesity drug game. (Side note: do they know about my waist trainers? Just kidding!). Lilly's stock went up and Jim thinks it'll hit its peak again. Werk! But then there's Bristol Myers. Goldman Sachs is giving it the side eye worried about them losing money on patents. Jeff said Bristol Myers is sitting out the rally. Sounds like someone needs a glam squad to boost their confidence! But as Jeff said stocks that are beaten down bounce the hardest. You know what they say bad skin days make you appreciate the good ones even more.

No Rapid Fire?!

Apparently there was no rapid fire at the end of Tuesday's Morning Meeting. Sometimes you don't need to ask a million questions to know that the answer is gonna be AMAZING! Also Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust owns stock in Apple Lilly and Bristol Myers. Just FYI in case you were wondering what the big shots are doing. Knowledge is power people! (Plus that's a lot of companies!)

The Fine Print: Don't Sue Me!

Okay lawyers made me put this in. All that investing club stuff? It's 'subject to terms and conditions and privacy policy'. Blah blah blah. And 'no specific outcome or profit is guaranteed.' So basically don't come crying to me if you lose all your money. I'm just here for the fashion advice.

Final Thoughts: Shine Bright Like a Diamond!

So what's the takeaway my loves? The stock market is a wild ride Apple's moving to India and drug stocks are having a moment. But remember like my momager always says 'Never be afraid to be SEEN.' So do your research stay fabulous and maybe invest in some SKIMS while you're at it! XOXO.