Kim K Breaks Down Wall Street's Wildest Calls: Netflix, Tesla, and All the Tea!

Netflix and Chill... with Stocks!

Okay dolls let's talk Netflix. Oppenheimer is all about that 'long subscriber runway,' like me with SKIMS – always expanding! They bumped up the price target and honestly who isn't binge watching something these days? It's like 'Kim there's people that are dying,' but also there are new shows to watch! So yeah Netflix you're doing amazing sweetie.

Adobe's AI Glow Up? I'm Here for It!

Goldman Sachs is buzzing about Adobe's 'AI momentum,' and you know I love anything AI. Makes me feel like I'm living in the future which duh I am. They're calling it a 'Buy,' so maybe I should add it to my portfolio. Think of the filters! The possibilities! It's like contouring but for the digital world.

Tesla: Data Robotics and Total Domination Periodt!

Morgan Stanley is obsessed with Tesla saying they're the top dog in 'data robotics energy AI manufacturing,' like EVERYTHING. Honestly Elon is kind of a genius even if he's a little… extra sometimes. But who isn't? They said it's 'overweight' and I agree! It’s like my closet always room for more (Tesla stock).

Coinbase: Blockchain Exposure? Sounds Risky But I'm Intrigued!

Oppenheimer's feeling bullish about Coinbase after their 'State of Crypto Summit.' Blockchain? Crypto? It all sounds very techy and confusing but also very lucrative. If it means more money I'm in! It's all about getting that coin honey. Like literally.

Microsoft: AI Leader? I'm Vertically Integrated Too!

Wells Fargo is drooling over Microsoft's AI revenue. They're calling them the 'clear outright leader,' and you know I can respect that. They do hardware infrastructure software a whole suite of AI services to customers. I see myself in MSFT because my brands do everything! Face shape and soon much much more.

Apple's China Sell Thru? Positively Surprising Just Like My Latest Selfie!

Morgan Stanley says Apple's iPhone and iPad sales in China are doing surprisingly well. See everyone loves a good comeback story! And who doesn't love a new iPhone? It's practically a necessity for documenting my life. Plus the camera quality is *chef's kiss*. Selfies never looked so good. My family and I are here for Apple's positive momentum. The kids love playing games on their iPads. We're all in baby!