Kim K Breaks Down Wall Street: Banks, AI, and Trade Deals Oh My!

S&P Soars: Is This Real Life?

Okay dolls so I heard the S&P 500 is like totally killing it! Another record close? Yas queen! It's giving major 'dress to impress' vibes ya know? After some drama with stocks doing a total switcheroo – like one day they're hot the next they're not – things are looking up. It's like when you think you're having a bad hair day and then BAM your glam team saves the day. Banks are back tech is trending and I'm here for it. It's all about that money honey!

Banking on Banks: Getting That Capital

Speaking of money banks are having a moment! Wells Fargo and Goldman Sachs are making it rain with capital return announcements which is like them throwing a party and everyone's invited... to get paid! Capital One is also strutting its stuff. Remember owning stock in capital one is like having a good business credit card in your wallet always coming in clutch! It's all about making smart choices just like when I choose which filter to use on my Instagram. Gotta keep things looking flawless both in my pics and my portfolio.

Trade Deal Tea: Vietnam Vietnam Vietnam!

Okay so this Donald Trump guy announced a trade deal with Vietnam. Supposedly it's gonna impact the retail and apparel industries. I mean I'm all about fashion so I'm listening. It's like they lowered some tariffs but it's still kinda complicated. Honestly all these numbers make my head spin faster than when I'm trying to keep up with all my businesses! But hey if it means more affordable shoes and dresses I'm in! Gotta keep that closet stocked right? And for the transshipped goods tariff Trump needs to relax because even the word is long and tiring! Seriously somebody get me a green juice STAT!

Apple of My AI: Artificial Intelligence Drama

Now let's talk about Apple. Their stock is climbing which is fab! Apparently there's some buzz that they might team up with an AI company like OpenAI. It's like Apple finally realized they need to catch up in the AI game. Honestly it's about time! Everyone's obsessed with AI even North wants to know if it will do her homework. But should you buy Apple stock now? TBD! I mean it's like buying a new Skims drop before you know if it'll fit perfectly. Gotta wait and see dolls. But if Apple nails this AI thing watch out! It'll be like launching a new KKW Beauty product – everyone will want a piece of the pie.

The Waiting Game: Jobs Report Incoming

So there aren't any major earnings reports today or tomorrow which is kinda boring not gonna lie. But Thursday there's this jobs report thingy coming out. Apparently it can like totally set the vibe for the new month. It's like when you're waiting for a text from your crush – the anticipation is real! Let's hope it's good news because nobody wants a bad jobs report. That would be worse than finding out your contour is uneven. And we can't have that!

Stay Tuned Dolls!

So there you have it my super simplified take on Wall Street. Remember I'm not a financial advisor I just play one on social media. Always do your own research and never invest more than you're willing to lose. Now if you'll excuse me I have a photoshoot to get to. Gotta keep my brand strong you know? XOXO!