Elon's Five-Year Tesla Vow: Is He Really Committed Or Just Playing Games?

Five More Years of Elon? Seriously?

Okay dolls so I heard Elon Musk is saying he's sticking around as Tesla CEO for another five years. Like is this real life? Some investors were probably sweating bullets thinking he'd bail to go full time Republican influencer or something. But he's saying 'Yes no doubt about that at all.' Which knowing Elon could mean anything. Remember when he said he was gonna buy Twitter? Oh wait...

Daddy Needs Control

Apparently it's all about control. Elon wants 'sufficient voting control' so no one can just like fire him. He's all 'It's not a money thing.' Honey everything's a money thing but okay. I get it though. Imagine building something amazing and then having some randoms come in and mess it all up. It's like letting Kourtney decorate your house. Disaster.

Tesla Drama: Protests and Politics

So because Elon's been getting all political (shoutout to my Republican girlies) there have been protests and even attacks at Tesla showrooms. People are so extra! He says he takes the backlash personally which duh. Nobody wants death threats and people hanging effigies! It's like chill out people. Can't we all just get along and drive electric cars in peace? And he says he'll spend 'a lot less' on political campaigns in the future. We'll see about that.

Starlink: To IPO or Not To IPO?

Elon's also running SpaceX Neuralink and now X and talking about Starlink possibly going public. This guy is a workaholic. I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Like can he clone himself already? Get some rest sweetie. But hey a Starlink IPO? Maybe I should buy some stock. It's gotta be a good investment right? Living on Mars with great WiFi that's the future!

Government Efficiency? As If!

Wait did I read that right? Elon was advising President Trump on 'Government Efficiency'? That's hilarious! Like can you imagine Elon trying to make the government efficient? It's like trying to get Kanye to be quiet – impossible! I bet that was a reality show waiting to happen. Missed opportunity!

Kim's Takeaway: Stay Iconic

So what's the takeaway here? Elon's staying at Tesla (for now) he's got a lot on his plate and he's still causing drama. Just another day in the life of a billionaire I guess. But one thing's for sure: he's never boring. And in this world that's saying something. Just like me he knows how to stay iconic. Now back to my Skims empire. Gotta run!