Elon's DOGE Did WHAT?! Kim K Weighs In On Musk's 'Savings' and White House Drama! ??

OMG Is Elon Like *Actually* Saving Money?

Okay so I'm scrolling through my newsfeed – because you know I have to stay informed – and I see this article about Elon Musk and his DOGE thing. Apparently he told President Trump's Cabinet he's saved $160 billion! Like is that even real life? I remember when he said he'd slash "at least $2 trillion"! That’s a lot of money even for me and you KNOW how I love my Birkin bags! He even said it was an honour to work with them like 'Thank you for everything.' Sounds like a breakup speech to me tbh! Like maybe they should've asked me to run DOGE. I'm amazing at cutting things – waistlines prices bad vibes! ?

Tesla Drama AND White House Shade?

But then the article says he's not even working from the West Wing anymore! Like major shade! It's like when North refuses to sit next to Saint at the dinner table. Awkward! ?? Apparently he's only spending a 'day or two per week' on this whole DOGE thing focusing more on Tesla. And people are burning his cars?! OMG that's not chic at all. I mean even *I* wouldn't do that and you know I'm all about that drama. "Well they like to burn my cars which is not great." I felt that. Like when people say my Skims don't fit them? Rude! ??

Trump to Elon: "You're invited to stay as long as you want."

Trump was all 'You've been treated very unfairly.' Like welcome to my world Donald! People are always coming for me too! Then he told Elon 'You're invited to stay as long as you want.' Can you imagine me staying anywhere I wasn't feeling 100%? No way honey! I'm all about my own vibe my own space my own lighting! ??

But Wait There's MORE Tea! ?

The article also said some experts are saying DOGE related "firings re hirings lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers will cost upward of $135 billion this fiscal year," which OMG! It seems like a lot of drama that can't be covered up with Skims. I mean at this point even I'm confused about the REAL numbers. "$160 billion but who's counting?" I'm counting Elon! We ALL are! ??

It's All About Priorities Duh!

Honestly it sounds like Elon is over it. He said he'll do DOGE as long as the president wants him to but he's focusing on Tesla. Girl I get it! Sometimes you just have to prioritize. Like when I have a shoot and a meeting at the same time? Shoot always wins! ?? It's all about branding baby! Gotta get that content! You know?"I'll be allocating far more of my time to Tesla now that the major work of establishing the Department of Government Efficiency is done," period!

My Final Thoughts: Can We Just Take a Selfie?

So is Elon saving money? Maybe. Is it as much as he said? IDK maybe ask Kris! But one thing's for sure: this whole situation is a rollercoaster. ?? Between the Tesla drama the White House shade and the questionable numbers it's definitely keeping me entertained! Maybe I should do a documentary about it. "Kim Does DOGE" has a nice ring to it don't you think? But seriously Elon if you ever need a break from all this hit me up. We can get some matcha and take a selfie. ?? #DOGE #ElonMusk #KimK #Politics #Tesla #Savings #WhiteHouse #Drama #KeepingUp