Boeing's Billion-Dollar Baby: Like, Totally Huge!

OMG! Boeing's Biggest Deal EVER?!

Okay dolls so I heard about this HUGE deal Boeing made with Qatar Airways – like $96 billion HUGE! Can you even imagine how many pairs of Yeezys you could buy with that kind of cash? I mean I’m all about my private plane life and this is next level! Apparently it's Boeing's largest ever widebody order. Like seriously that's iconic.

Trump's Air Force One Upgrade: So Fetch or Totally Basic?

So the article mentioned something about Qatar gifting the U.S. a fancy new Air Force One. I'm thinking does it have a glam room? Because honey you can't just be flying around without a proper place to contour. Some people are saying it looks corrupt but I'm just wondering if the seats recline and if the lighting is good for selfies. Priorities people!

1 Million Jobs?! That's A Lotta Assistants!

Okay so the White House is saying this deal will create over a million jobs. A MILLION! I barely know what to do with my five assistants but a million? Kris Jenner is probably already brainstorming how to manage them all. Seriously though I’m all about job creation and helping people get their hustle on – it's like so important.

Boeing's Comeback Story: From Struggle to Stuntin'

Boeing hasn't been doing so great lately apparently. Like they haven't turned a profit since 2018. That's a major 'eww' moment. But it sounds like they're bouncing back and this Qatar Airways deal is like the ultimate glow up! Good for them honestly. Everyone deserves a second chance to shine just like after a good contouring session.

South Carolina's Winning: New Planes Who Dis?

The new planes will be assembled in South Carolina according to Senator Lindsey Graham. This is a big deal for the state! I'm picturing everyone in hard hats and safety glasses looking all productive and chic. Maybe I should visit and do a little PR tour. I'm good at that you know. Strike a pose assemble a plane the usual.

Qatar Airways Doubling Down: More Planes More Problems?

Qatar Airways is basically doubling their fleet with this deal. That's a lot of planes. I'm thinking more planes equals more opportunity for travel pics! But also more responsibility. They better have a good cleaning crew because you know germs are not my vibe. Anyway congrats to them! May your skies be clear and your baggage fees be low.