Hail to the Chief? South Korea's Lee Says 'Come Get Some' on US Trade Deal!

Another Election? Groovy!

Alright you primitive screwheads listen up! Apparently South Korea's got another election coming up after some joker named Yoon Suk Yeol got booted out for playing soldier a little too hard. Now Lee Jae myung this guy's got the lead and he's already talkin' tough about the US trade deal. 'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.' And I'm all outta bubblegum!

Trump's Tariffs: Time to Dance!

This Lee fella's saying those Trump tariffs are a real pain in the posterior. Claims the deadline to fix things is too tight. 'My job is to make sure everyone goes home in a body bag... or no one does.' He wants a deal that doesn't screw over South Korea. Sounds fair to me. After all nobody steals our precious bodily fluids except us.

Diplomacy? More Like Plunder!

Lee's not happy about one sided deals. 'Come get some!' That's what he wants to say to the US negotiators. He's all about 'mutual respect.' Says if one country gets rich while the other starves that ain't diplomacy it's just plain theft. 'Rest in pieces!' to anyone who disagrees.

Economic Boom? Let's Do This!

This presidential hopeful wants to throw some cash around to jumpstart the South Korean economy. Plans to form a task force to fight the slowdown. Sounds like he's ready to 'rip them a new one!' if things don't improve. 'Damn I'm good!'

Peace on the Peninsula? Maybe...

He's also talking about peace with North Korea saying the ousted president's tough talk just made things worse. Wants to find a way to talk and cooperate while still keeping up their defenses. 'I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!' That includes foreign policy apparently.

Polls? Bring 'Em On!

Lee's leading in the polls but some other guy named Kim is catching up. Lee ain't worried though. He's confident the South Koreans will pick the right guy. 'It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!' And looks like South Korea is all out of bubblegum!