Billie Jean King's Secret to Kicking Ass and Taking Names Revealed! Hail to the King, Baby!

King's Wisdom: It's Time to Kick Some Glass Ceiling!

Alright ladies and gentlemen Duke Nukem here and I'm dropping in to tell you about Billie Jean King. Now this ain't just some ordinary dame. She's a legend! A tennis titan and a total badass when it comes to fighting for equality. She's been dishing out backhands and truth bombs for years and guess what? She's sharing her secrets to success! It's time to come get some!

Relationships: Gotta Have 'Em!

First up relationships. And I'm not just talkin' about the kind where you 'come get some.' King says it's all about connecting with yourself your friends your colleagues and even your community. Basically treat everyone with respect even if they're alien scum. 'Cause let's face it ain't nobody got time for drama when you're busy saving the world or acing a serve.

Learning: Never Stop Leveling Up!

Next you gotta keep learning. 'Keep learning how to learn,' she says. Think of it like leveling up your character in a video game. Gotta grind those XP points baby! Whether it's history science or how to perfectly land a one liner after blowing up a pig cop there's always something new to learn. And remember a mind is a terrible thing to waste… especially when it's mine.

Problem Solving: Time to Make Like a Chainsaw and Cut Through!

Lastly King says you gotta be a problem solver. And I say why stop there? Be an innovator! Find ways to make things better not just for yourself but for everyone. Because let's be honest the world needs more heroes. Or at least more guys who can kick ass and look good doing it. It's time to make like a chainsaw and cut through those problems!

Back to School: Even Legends Need to Brush Up on History!

And get this even at 81 King is back in college! She's finishing that history degree she started way back when. Why? Because she loves history and the more you know about it the more you know about yourself. Now if that ain't dedication I don't know what is. Maybe I should take a class on 'How to Not Get Nuked by Aliens'...

Inspiration: Hail to the King Baby!

King draws inspiration from legends like Althea Gibson and continues to be inspired by the women shaping the future of sports today. And I say it's about damn time! These ladies are proving that anything is possible with hard work and determination. So go out there be a problem solver a learner and build those relationships. And remember what are you waiting for? Christmas? It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And I'm all outta gum.