
Tariffs? More Like... Tariff ying!
Alright alright settle down chat. Asmongold here ready to dive into the spiciest news of the day – and I don’t just mean my takes. McCormick yeah the guys who make your tendies actually taste like something their CEO Brendan Foley was on CNBC talking about tariffs. Tariffs man! It's always somethin'. He's saying they're trying to figure out how these new taxes are gonna mess with their spice game. Apparently it's a 'big area' because agriculture is where it hits hardest. You know the stuff that makes your food well *food*.
90% Made in the USA... But the Ingredients? Hold On...
Now here's the kicker. Foley says 90% of the stuff they sell in the U.S. is made right here. Murica! But hold your horses patriots. Most of the ingredients? Straight from overseas! He's talking black pepper from Brazil Indonesia Vietnam... places where I assume they actually *care* about flavor. So what's the deal? Are we gonna end up with bland ass tendies because of these tariffs? The thought alone is giving me a panic attack!
Consumers Refuse to Compromise on Flavor (Thank God)
But here's the good news folks. Foley also mentioned that consumers are 'adapting to economic pressures' but refuse to 'compromise on flavor.' Good! I'm glad to hear it. I swear if I see one more person eating unseasoned chicken breast I'm gonna lose it. We're not barbarians! This isn't some dystopian future where flavor is a luxury. It's a necessity! Remember what I always say: 'Content is King but Flavor is God!' and brother we need to pray to god more often.
Cooking at Home? Based. Health Conscious? Maybe...
Apparently more people are cooking at home than before the plague hit. Based! Makes sense right? Can't trust restaurants to season your food properly. Also they’re saying people are more into health and wellness. I don’t know about that one chat. I mean I eat a balanced diet of Mountain Dew and tendies and I’m doing just fine. But hey if McCormick can make healthy food taste good I'm all for it. I have a soft spot for flavor and a big soft spot for the people who make it happen.
Competing for Calories vs. Flavoring Them
Foley drops this gem: 'While others are competing for calories we flavor them.' Damn dude! That's some next level marketing right there. He's saying McCormick isn't just about filling your belly; they're about making it an *experience*. It's not just about sustenance it's about the *journey*! I mean it's still food at the end of the day but alright! This is the kind of mentality we need in the food industry. No more blandness! No more suffering!
The Future of Food: Flavored Not Feared
So what's the takeaway here chat? McCormick is trying to navigate these tariffs and they're betting on the fact that people aren't willing to give up on flavor. And they are RIGHT. It means the future of food might actually be…dare I say… *good*? Maybe just maybe we're finally entering an era where bland flavorless garbage is a thing of the past. One can only hope. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date with a family sized bag of Doritos Locos tacos... for research purposes of course.
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