Israel and Iran Throwing Hands Like It's a WoW PvP Brawl: Asmongold Reacts!

Here We Go Again Boys: Explosions and Evacuations

Alright alright alright listen up you beautiful baldies! So Israel and Iran are REALLY going at it now. We're talking explosions in Tehran sirens wailing the whole shebang. It's like a damn Michael Bay movie over there except instead of Shia LaBeouf we got uh well politicians making questionable decisions. Apparently Israel's been launching airstrikes for the past three days and Iran's been firing back with missiles. Chat is this World War III or just another Tuesday in the Middle East? I can't tell anymore. They even hit some oil refineries so get ready for gas prices to spike again. Thanks guys. Thanks a lot.

Trump Vetoed What?!

Okay this is where it gets spicy. So according to the AP Trump vetoed a plan by Israel to and I quote 'kill Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.' Holy moly! Can you imagine? That's like trying to gank the raid leader in the middle of Orgrimmar. Risky business! I'm not saying it's right or wrong I'm just saying... damn. Talk about a bold move. 'Some people are saying...' it would have solved all the problems. But hey what do I know? I just play video games and rant about the state of the world while eating a bunch of cheeseburgers.

Casualties: Numbers Go Up

Of course with all this pew pew action going on people are getting hurt. A human rights group is saying that hundreds have been killed and wounded in Iran. And over in Israel missiles hit apartment buildings killing innocent people. It's all pretty messed up you know? You always see the numbers go up but at what cost? It's like 'Oh we did 10% more damage this phase!' But like a thousand people died. Is it worth it? I'm not sure. Somebody check the damage meters!

Nukes Nukes Everywhere!

The whole reason Israel is doing this is because they're worried about Iran developing nuclear weapons. And honestly who can blame them? It's like that one player in your guild who's always talking about getting full BiS gear and then starts whispering about how they might 'accidentally' wipe the raid if they don't get loot priority. You gotta nip that in the bud! So Israel's all like 'We gotta stop them before they nuke us!' And Iran's all like 'We're just building it for uh... peaceful purposes!' Yeah right. Sure you are.

Talks are Cancelled So What Now?

So because of all this bombing and missile launching planned talks on Iran's nuclear program have been canceled. Great. Just great. Now we're back to square one except this time everyone's even angrier. It's like when your internet goes out during a mythic plus key and you just know it's going to be a complete disaster. At this point I would not be surprised if Netanyahu pulls a Leeroy Jenkins but unlike in WoW it would lead to more then some wasted repair bills.

Trump Weighs In: Deals and Destruction

And of course Trump had to chime in. He said the US had nothing to do with the attack (sure Jan) and that Iran can avoid further destruction only by agreeing to a new nuclear deal. He also took to social media to warn of an American response 'at levels never seen before' if Iran retaliates against the U.S. Chat its like a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' but all the choices are terrible! Someone tell me is this the end game? Are we screwed?