Israel Declares Special Emergency: Is This The End Times, Or Just Another Tuesday?

Oh Boy Here We Go Again

Alright alright settle down chat. Asmongold here and you know I gotta keep it real with you. So Israel's Defense Minister this dude Israel Katz drops a bomb... literally and figuratively. A 'special situation' is declared after a preemptive strike against Iran. Sounds serious right? You bet your sweet bippy it is. I mean are we surprised? Not really. But still a 'special state of emergency'? That's a spicy meatball. And you know what that means...

Protected Areas? More Like Panic Rooms for the Rich

So this Katz guy is telling everyone to obey the Home Front Command and stay in 'protected areas.' Protected areas? What are those exactly? Are they like super secret bunkers filled with Mountain Dew and Doritos? Probably only for the elites am I right? Meanwhile the rest of us are stuck hoping our apartments can withstand a missile strike. I mean come on! Do you guys not have phones!?

Missiles and Drones: The New Meta?

NBC News and the Associated Press are saying a missile and drone attack is expected 'in the immediate future.' Immediate future? That's reassuring. So basically everyone's just waiting for the sky to fall. Feels like playing a hardcore character in Diablo 4 doesn't it? One wrong move and BOOM you're back to square one. Except in this case square one is a pile of rubble.

Civil Defense Law? Sounds Kinda Sus

Apparently this whole 'special state of emergency' is based on the Civil Defense Law. Sounds kinda sus doesn't it? Like something out of a dystopian novel. I mean I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure that law was written before drones were even a thing. But hey what do I know? I just play video games and rant on the internet. Wait did someone say rant? Because I'm ready to rant!

Just Another Tuesday in the Middle East

Look I'm not trying to downplay the situation. This is serious stuff. But let's be real folks. This is the Middle East. Chaos is pretty much the default setting. So is this the end of the world? Probably not. Is it gonna be a bumpy ride? Almost definitely. So buckle up grab your tinfoil hats and prepare for the worst. And remember STAY SAFE.

Stay Tuned and Don't Forget to Like and Subscribe!

That's all I got for you right now folks. This is breaking news so things are still developing. I'll keep you updated as I learn more. In the meantime don't forget to like and subscribe for more Asmongold realness. And remember don't be a hater be a celebrator! Except for the missiles those can go straight to hell. See ya later chat! *Asmongold Laugh*