DUMPSTER FIRE STOCKS READY TO PRINT? Wall Street Bets on Turnaround Plays!

Market's Cooked? Nah Just Medium Rare

Alright alright alright settle down you goblins. So Wall Street's saying everything's sunshine and rainbows again after that little dip we had. Remember when the market looked like it was gonna full on uninstall itself? Good times. Now apparently because Trump hasn't slapped MORE tariffs on everything in sight (yet) everyone's feeling all warm and fuzzy again. They're hoping for trade deals watching inflation like a hawk and waiting for that tax bill to get finalized. Typical. But let's be real it's like watching paint dry...except the paint is made of money and you're hoping it doesn't evaporate before your eyes.

Stellantis: From Zero to Hero...Maybe?

First up we got Stellantis. This car company got clapped down 21% this year thanks to those juicy tariffs. But some fancy analyst over at Jefferies Philippe Houchois thinks they're about to pull a sneaky comeback. They're partnering with the Chinese building new tech all that jazz. Houchois upgraded the stock saying the company is going to print. I don't know about you but the last time I trusted an analyst I ended up with a pile of worthless NFTs. Still he claims they're trading at a low price and the risk is all on the upside. Maybe it's time to throw a few tendies at it? YOLO right?

Capri Holdings: Handbags and Heartbreak

Next we got Capri Holdings the company that owns Jimmy Choo and Michael Kors. Down 12% because everyone's scared of tariffs hitting their luxury handbags. Wells Fargo's Ike Boruchow thinks they're oversold and ready for a rebound. He's talking asset sales management shakeups. A "leadership shake up" that's the kind of spice I like to see in the markets. If you're looking to get a 41% upside from today's close then Boruchow is your guy. Will they pull a rabbit out of a hat? Or end up a new low? Only time will tell. It's basically a gamble. But hey isn't that why we're all here?

Wolverine World Wide: Boots on the Ground Gains in the Sky?

Then there's Wolverine World Wide a footwear stock that has been dipping down from 2024. Baird analyst Jonathan Komp thinks the pessimism is overblown especially after their strong first quarter results. Apparently they're not as affected by tariffs as everyone thought and he claims their brand is strong. If you want to see a 22% upside then look to Komp. Plus most analysts are actually bullish on this stock. So maybe just maybe this one could actually print. Although as a wise man once said "Don't get cocky kid."

To The Moon or Straight to the Content Drought?

So there you have it folks. Three stocks that Wall Street thinks are ready to turn things around. But remember I'm just a guy on the internet with a bad haircut and an opinion. Do your own research don't yolo your entire life savings into one stock and for God's sake don't listen to everything you hear from analysts. At the end of the day it's all a gamble. But hey that's what makes it fun right? Now if you excuse me I need to go buy more shampoo. And maybe a few shares of Stellantis...for research purposes of course.

What Did We Learn?

I want to reiterate do not listen to the suits. Wall Street and their analysts are not your friends and they are not looking out for your best interest. Do not buy/sell/hold any stock purely based on what someone else said. Instead come to your own conclusion that you truly believe in. As always stay safe and have fun.