Bitcoin MOONING! Is This the Real Tendie Town?

HOLY HELL! Bitcoin's Gone Full Retard!

Alright alright alright! Listen up you beautiful degenerates! Bitcoin just went full Leeroy Jenkins and smashed through its previous all time high! We're talking $109,500 at one point! Can you believe it? Last I checked it was chilling at $108,955.10 up a solid 2%. My hairline might be receding but Bitcoin is definitely mooning! Is this the real tendie town? I'm starting to think it is!

Macro Economic Mumbo Jumbo – Who Cares?!

Now some 'experts' are saying it's because of 'softer U.S. inflation,' whatever that means. And apparently the U.S. and China aren't trying to nuke each other with trade wars as much as they were. Oh and Moody's downgraded U.S. debt. Whatever dude! All I know is the world's a dumpster fire and Bitcoin is looking like a shiny golden escape raft. It's like putting your money in a GDK instead of a savings account. Way more satisfying!

From $74,000 to the FREAKING MOON!

Remember when Bitcoin was hovering around $74,000 and everyone was crying into their Mountain Dew? HA! Look at it now! We're in an alternate universe where risk assets are thriving. It's like the stars aligned or something. Maybe the aliens finally decided to buy in who knows? All I can say is I’m making a lot of money and so are you!

ETF Inflows? More Like ETF TSUNAMIS!

The article is telling me that ETFs tracking Bitcoin have seen inflows of over $40 billion with only TWO days of net outflows in May. That is bonkers! Seems like everyone and their momma is trying to get a piece of that sweet sweet Bitcoin pie. But should you buy now or wait for a dip? That’s the million dollar question.

Tariffs Deficits and Digital Gold

It's also because people are scared of tariffs and deficits so they're running to gold AND Bitcoin. Bitcoin is the future you know what I mean? It's like everyone is finally realizing the system is rigged and Bitcoin is the middle finger to the establishment.

Regulations Coinbase and the Future of Crypto

The Senate is finally trying to figure out how to regulate stablecoins. Trump wants crypto regulations on his desk by August. And Coinbase is officially part of the S&P 500. This is a HUGE deal for crypto guys! It's like the boomers are finally starting to take us seriously. Maybe someday I'll be able to buy a GDK with Bitcoin. A man can dream...