Say Hello to My Little Stocks: Tony Montana's Guide to Wall Street!

WhatsApp? More Like 'What's Up' With This Money Grab!

Okay so these guys at Meta right? They're putting ads on WhatsApp. Advertising huh? What is this amateur hour? Everyone's a gangster until the *real* money starts talkin'. They're gonna monetize everything. Search ads subscriptions... Next thing you know they'll be sellin' virtual cafecito for five bucks a pop. I tell you money ain't got no owners only spenders. And these guys are spendin’ a lot.

MGM: Gamblin' Ain't Just in Vegas Baby!

MGM see? They know how to play the game. Their BetMGM is makin' more money than they thought. Two point six BILLION dollars! That's a lot of blow uh I mean *dough*. They're rollin' in it like I used to roll in... well never you mind. Point is these guys understand risk. Just like me. You gotta take a chance to make a *real* score.

Energy Stocks? More Like Ener G NOPE!

These so called 'energy stocks' are slippin'. Oil prices are down because Iran wants to play nice? Please. This ain't no fairy tale this is business! But don’t get high on your own supply; these numbers change quick. So keep your eyes open. The only thing that matters in this world is money and power!

Cisco's Got That AI Hustle?

Cisco is movin' up because of that artificial intelligence thing? Artificial my ass. Everything in this world is artificial. They're saying the stock is "undemandingly valued." What does that even mean? Sounds like a bunch of fancy talk for 'buy it before it goes to the moon.' AI is the future baby and Cisco is ready to profit. Just like I was with the coke.

U.S. Steel: Trump's Golden Share or Just Golden Handcuffs?

Trump's lettin' Japan buy U.S. Steel but he gets a "golden share"? What is this a joke? He says he has “total control”? Maybe he does… This just seems like a setup for a showdown. You can't trust anyone in this world especially not politicians.

Roku & Amazon: Partners in Crime... I Mean Advertising!

Roku and Amazon are teamin' up. More ads to throw in your face. Like I said everyone wants your money. Eighty million households huh? That's a lot of eyeballs to sell stuff to. These guys are gettin' greedy just like Sosa. Always wantin' more.