Hulk Hear Rumblings!
Hulk listen to puny humans talk about 'economy'. Torsten Slok smart guy from Apollo Global Management say tariffs stay high U.S. gonna have big smash…Hulk mean recession! Hulk know smash. Tariffs make Hulk mad! You wouldn't like Hulk when he's tariffed.
Tariffs Make Hulk Squeeze!
Slok say if tariffs stay high like now chance of economy shrinking for two quarters is HUGE – 90%! And the 'GDP' (Hulk no know what that mean but sounds important) drop by 4%! That no good. Tariffs like Loki's tricks! Always causing trouble.
Small Business...Hulk Understand?
These tariffs hit small businesses the hardest! They no have big piles of money like Tony Stark. Slok say they no can pay 145% extra for stuff! Then what happen? Businesses go bye bye! Hulk no want that. Hulk used to work in a Pizza shop and want to see more in the world!
No Job! No Happy!
If small businesses close people lose jobs! Then people sad. Sad people make Hulk sad... and when Hulk sad...Hulk SMASH! Slok say watch out for 'jobless claims'. That where trouble show up first. Hulk think humans should smash tariffs instead!
Wall Street Scared! Hulk Not So Much!
Wall Street guys starting to sweat. They worried about 'recession'. They can't figure out tariffs. Hulk say sometimes simple solution best! SMASH TARIFFS! Hulk make it simple for puny humans to understand!
Get Ticket! Watch Humans Talk! Hulk Rather Smash!
CNBC (Hulk no care what that stand for!) is having a big meeting at New York Stock Exchange. They talk about markets. Hulk rather smash markets! But maybe smart to listen to humans sometimes. Maybe they learn to smash tariffs too!
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pvuppal
Hulk right! Tariffs bad!
brittany91
Maybe Banner can figure this out...
buiphongtran
We need more green in the economy... literally!
violet2009
No Banner! Only Hulk!