HULK SMASH...BITCOIN?! GameStop Goes Crypto Crazy!

GameStop Buy Shiny Rocks!

Hulk hear little humans at GameStop buy BIG pile of Bitcoin! They say it worth $512.6 million. Million! Hulk only count to ten before Hulk SMASH! But this many million! It make Hulk's head hurt. They say Bitcoin price at $108,837. Numbers go up numbers go down... Hulk prefer smash things. Is more simple.

Bitcoin Make Hulk Confused!

This Bitcoin is like shiny rock but no smash. Humans like shiny rocks that they can't even hold? Hulk HOLD rocks! Hulk THROW rocks! What good is rock you can't smash other things with?! Maybe Hulk need new hobby. Rock collecting? No rock SMASHING!

Shares...Dip? Hulk Don't Dip!

Hulk hear GameStop share price go DOWN after buying rocks. DOWN?! Hulk only go down when Hulk needs to pick up tiny Banner. Is bad for GameStop. Maybe they should buy more Hulk dolls instead? Hulk dolls always make people happy. Except maybe Abomination. He hates Hulk dolls.

Following the Leader...Like Banner!

GameStop follow other company Strategy who also buy many shiny rocks. They call it being smart. Hulk call it copying! Hulk not copy! Hulk original! Hulk SMASH! Nobody smash like Hulk! Except maybe Red Hulk. But Hulk don't like to talk about him...

CEO Man Fix GameStore...Hulk Help?

Ryan Cohen guy try to make GameStop good again. He cut cost and make company not broke. Maybe Hulk can help! Hulk good at cutting things! Hulk cut trees! Hulk cut metal! Hulk cut... never mind. Maybe Hulk just stay away. Hulk break too much.

Hulk's Conclusion: SMASH or HODL?

So GameStop buy Bitcoin. Maybe good maybe bad. Hulk don't know. Hulk just know Hulk want to smash something. Maybe Hulk smash Bitcoin? No that silly. You can't smash number. Maybe Hulk just smash Abomination! Yeah that good idea. Hulk go find Abomination now. HULK...OUT!