OMG! Lyft is Buying a European Taxi App! Is This My Chance to Conquer Europe?!

Wait Lyft Did What Now?!

Okay dolls so I just heard that Lyft is buying this European taxi app called Free Now for like $199 million. Like can you even imagine spending that much on anything other than a Birkin bag? But hey good for them! It's their first time in Europe which let's be real is kind of a big deal. I mean Europe is where all the fashion happens right? Maybe I should get involved imagine me in every free now ad? *insert crying laughing emoji*

Free Now? More Like Free Kim!

So apparently Free Now is like a big deal in Europe? They're in a bunch of countries and even have e scooters and stuff. It's owned by BMW and Mercedes Benz which hello luxury! Maybe I can get a lifetime supply of cars out of this deal? Imagine rolling up to the Met Gala in a Free Now branded Maybach... *that's hot*! (Paris Hilton reference duh!).

Uber Who?

Of course Uber is already all over Europe trying to act like they invented ride sharing. But honestly who cares? Lyft is way better! They're like totally stepping up their game. Plus Uber had some issues with regulators in London so it's not all sunshine and roses for them. Maybe I should invest in Lyft stock? You know diversify my assets... after I buy another diamond encrusted phone case of course!

David Risher: From 'Losing Money' to European Domination!

Lyft's CEO David Risher is saying they are only going into Europe now as he was fixing Lyft. He said "When I started unfortunately we were losing share we were losing money. We weren't doing so great for riders or drivers." Like honey been there done that! Remember when everyone thought my career was over after that whole... never mind. The point is everyone starts somewhere. Now look at me! *hair flip*

Could This Be My European Takeover?!

Here's the real tea though. If Lyft is expanding into Europe does that mean SKIMS can expand too? I mean imagine everyone in Paris wearing my shapewear under their couture gowns! Or imagine a SKIMS pop up store in Milan. The possibilities are endless! Maybe I should call Kris and see if she can work her magic. She's the real MVP you know? *she's doing amazing sweetie*

Stay Tuned Dolls! This Is Just the Beginning!

So yeah Lyft is going to Europe. It's a thing. And who knows maybe this will lead to a whole new chapter for me and my empire! Stay tuned dolls because you never know what's going to happen next. As I always say "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Right now I'm too busy building my empire! XOXO!