Hail to the Stocks, Baby! Market Movers That'll Make You Say 'Come Get Some!'

Quantum Leaps and Bounds? D Wave's Got the Balls!

Alright ladies and gents let's talk about D Wave Quantum. These eggheads are making some serious waves with their Advantage2 system boosting their stock by a hefty 26%! Quantum computing huh? Sounds complicated but if it's making money I'm all for it. 'Come get some!' of that sweet sweet profit.

Hospitality's Hot: Agilysys Serves Up a Beatdown!

Next up we've got Agilysys the hospitality software gurus. These guys are racking up a 21% gain after smashing expectations. $14.8 million in adjusted EBITDA? Damn they must be serving up more than just peanuts in those hotels! Looks like they came to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and they're all out of bubblegum.

Amer Sports Flexes Its Muscles: Tariff Proof and Ripped!

Amer Sports is pumping iron and seeing a 17% surge! Adjusted earnings of 27 cents per share and they're shrugging off tariffs like they're nothing. Strong pricing power and a global footprint? Sounds like these guys are saying 'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum.' Strong like me baby!

Vaccine Volatility: Moderna and Pfizer Get a Shot in the Arm!

Moderna's got a 9% jump and Pfizer's tagging along with a 2% rise thanks to the FDA's new booster guidelines. Risk based approvals huh? Sounds like they're playing it smart. Well they better be 'cause nobody likes getting fragged by a bad vaccine.

Musk's Mission: Tesla's Future is Electric... For Five More Years!

Elon Musk says he's sticking around Tesla for five more years sending the stock up 1%. Five years huh? That's a long time in the future! Hopefully he can keep those cars from blowing up or he'll have to deal with me. I'm gonna need a ride when I visit the moon!

Losers and Lingerie: Viking Sinks Victoria's Secret Fights Back!

But hey it ain't all sunshine and roses. Viking's cruise line is sinking 5% thanks to slow pricing growth. Eagle Materials took a 7% hit with weaker than expected results and Schrodinger dropped 9% because the CFO bailed. Victoria's Secret though is up 2% fighting off hostile takeovers with a shareholder rights plan. Lingerie and corporate warfare? Now that's a combo I can get behind! 'Damn I'm good!'