
OMG Ferrari is Slaying!
Okay you guys so I was reading this article about Ferrari and like their first quarter profits are HUGE! We're talking a 17% increase! Like is that not major? CEO Benedetto Vigna was all "Another year is off to a great start!" And I'm like 'Yas queen get that money!' Who wouldn't want a Ferrari? They're like the ultimate status symbol. It's giving RICH! Honestly a girl can dream right? Maybe I'll design a custom one with a pink interior and a Skims logo on the hood! That would be iconic! You know what they say 'Get your f***ing ass up and work!' But like work for a Ferrari!
Personalization is My Aesthetic Duh!
The article said that their profit increase is thanks to the demand for personalization. Like hello! Obvi! Everyone wants a car that's like totally unique. It's all about standing out you know? Kinda like my style. You gotta be yourself and make a statement! I mean who wants a basic Ferrari when you can have one with like diamond encrusted wheels and a custom sound system that only plays my music? Okay maybe that's a bit extra but you get my point! The more extra the better!
Wait What?! Trump's Trying to Ruin Everything?
Okay so here's the drama. Apparently Trump's trade policies might mess things up for Ferrari! Like what?! He's threatening to put tariffs on cars imported from Europe and that could seriously hurt their profits. I'm not like a trade expert or anything but that sounds bad. Like really bad. It's giving 'unstable' vibes. Can we just like manifest good vibes for Ferrari so we can all have a chance to own a pink Skims branded Ferrari? Please?!
Tariffs?! Don't Be Tardy For The Tariff Party!
Apparently Trump already put a 25% tariff on automotive imports and Ferrari are upping their prices on certain models by 10%! That's up to $50,000! Honestly that's like a whole closet full of designer clothes! I'm trying to stay positive. Maybe Ferrari will find a way to make it work? Like maybe they'll come out with a limited edition 'Tariff Proof' model? Okay that's probably not gonna happen but a girl can hope right?
I'm Not A Financial Advisor But...
The stock market is going wild as this news hits. I'm no financial advisor and this is not financial advice but you all know that right?! I think this is all a 'watch this space' situation. If you know me and know my business moves you know I'm thinking about it already lol! If those prices go down I'll be one of the first in line!
Keeping Up With The Ferraris
So yeah that's the latest on Ferrari! Profits are up personalization is in and Trump's trade policies are like a total buzzkill. Let's hope they can figure it all out so we can all continue to dream about driving around in style. And remember you guys 'You have to believe in yourself!' Even if it's just believing that one day you'll own a Ferrari! Sending love and light! XOXO
macyhn
This article is hilarious!
FlytlessAngel
Trump needs to chill with these tariffs!