Eisman's Got Balls! Trade War Ain't Off the Table, Baby!

Duke Nukem

Mon 02 June, 2025 23:50
2 minutes to read

Wall Street's getting complacent, but Eisman's here to drop a nuke on their parade – tariffs are the real deal and a trade war could be brewing. Duke's got your back, America!

Hail to the King Baby...and Tariffs!

Alright you primitive screwheads listen up! Steve Eisman the man who saw the housing market go down in flames is saying we're playing with fire here. Seems Wall Street's too busy counting their Benjamins to notice the tariff bomb ticking. He's right those trade deals with China and Europe are messier than a strip club after payday. This ain't no game; this is serious business and I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum.

Complacency? I'll Show You Complacency!

The market's shrugging off risks like a stripper shrugging off a bad tip. The Dow bounced back Nasdaq's up? Big deal! They're acting like they've never seen a full blown trade war. It's like they forgot who they're dealing with. I should send them some alien scum to remind them what real problems look like. "Come get some!"

Eisman's Still Invested? What a Risky Move!

Even Eisman's got skin in the game but he's playing it smart pulling back some risk. Smart man. Me? I prefer going in guns blazing but sometimes you gotta be tactical. Know when to hold 'em know when to fold 'em know when to frag 'em!

Budget Deficit? Not My Problem!

This is where Eisman gets cocky. He's not sweating the budget deficit. Says there's nowhere else to park all that cash. No Bitcoin no Chinese bonds no Euro trash. He's basically saying America's still the king of the hill. "I'm number one!"

Treasury Yields: High But Not High Enough!

The 10 year Treasury yield's creeping up but Eisman ain't losing sleep. He's seen higher and frankly so have I. I've seen aliens with bigger problems than interest rates. "Your ass your face what's the difference?!"

The Bottom Line: Prepare for Impact!

So what's the takeaway here? Eisman's saying tariffs are a bigger deal than everyone thinks and a trade war is a real possibility. Wall Street's being too chill and the budget deficit isn't keeping him up at night. Me? I'm loading up on firepower. Just in case things get ugly. Time to kick ass!