Say Hello To My Little Loophole! FTX Celebs Get a Pass, But Tony Montana Knows Better

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Judge?

Alright listen up! This whole FTX thing? What a mess! These big shot celebrities Tom Brady Gisele that O'Leary guy... they're all walking away like nothin' happened. They were pimpin' this FTX crypto garbage and now the judge says they didn't know nothin'? Come on! You think I believe that? I didn't get where I am today by being stupid I know how it goes money talks bullshit walks. Just like Sosa always said 'Don't get high on your own supply.'

Uninformed? Negligent? More Like Complicit Amigos!

The judge this Moore guy he says they were 'uninformed negligent even reckless.' Reckless my ass! They knew what they were doing! They got paid millions to tell people this FTX thing was the next big thing. Now everyone's losin' their shirts and these celebrities are playin' dumb? This is America man! You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women. And the judge apparently.

Shaq Gets Burned Others Walk Free?

So Shaq settles right? Pays up some cash. But these other clowns are laughin' all the way to the bank. What kind of justice is that? It's like the cops bustin' me for a dime bag while Sosa's flyin' in tons of product on his private plane. Total crap man. These celebrities should be held accountable. But its always the small man that pays. You know? Cause there's no room in this town for both of us

Where's the Beef? (And the Evidence?)

The judge says the plaintiffs the people who lost money gotta come up with stronger evidence. Stronger evidence? They saw these celebrities tellin' 'em to invest! What more do you need? A signed confession? This is a joke! Like Manny said 'Every dog has his day.' But looks like these celebrities day is comin' up Milhouse!

Maybe I Shoulda Invested in This Crap!

You know maybe I shoulda put some of my money in this FTX thing. Coulda made a killin'! Then again maybe not. Too much risk for a guy like me. I like my money where I can see it... hangin' in the closet! But seriously this whole situation is a damn shame. People gettin' screwed over while the rich get richer. It makes me sick.

Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy!

So what's the moral of the story? Don't trust celebrities! They'll sell you anything for a buck. And always remember what I say: 'I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.' This FTX thing ain't over yet. I got a feelin' there's more to come. And when it does Tony Montana will be watchin'. Say hello to my little friend.... crypto justice!