HULK SMASH OIL PRICES! Ceasefire Make Hulk…Calmer?

Tiny Humans Stop Fighting…For Now!

Hulk hear tiny humans in Iran and Israel stop fighting. Good! Fighting make Hulk ANGRY! Oil prices go DOWN because of ceasefire. Hulk not understand. Less fighting usually make things BETTER not worse! Banner say something about 'market confidence' and 'supply chains'. Hulk think Banner need a vacation. Maybe on Sakaar. At least there fighting is HONEST! No tiny human lies!

Oil Go Down? Hulk Like Go Up!

Oil prices DROP like Hulk drop puny god! Down 3.3%! That a LOT! But Hulk think what oil even GOOD for? Make tiny human cars go fast? POLLUTE planet! Maybe good oil go DOWN. Then tiny humans find BETTER ways! Like Gamma power! Hulk POWER!

Strait of What Now? Hulk Not Care!

These tiny humans talk about 'Strait of Hormuz'. Sound like tiny drain. Iran almost CLOSE drain! World almost run out of oil! Barclays analyst say oil prices 'race past $100'. Hulk say race past Hulk and see what HAPPEN! But ceasefire happen. Drain stay open. Oil flow. World keep spinning.

Trump Say…Something. Hulk Not Listen.

Trump say ceasefire happen. Hulk not trust tiny humans make peace. They always LIE! But oil prices go down so maybe Trump right THIS time. But Hulk still watching! If tiny humans start fighting again Hulk SMASH!

OPEC+? Sound Like Robot Army!

Hulk hear about OPEC+. Sounds like robot army! Maybe they make oil. Maybe they try to stop Hulk! Either way Hulk READY! International Energy Agency have '1.2 billion barrels of emergency stockpiles'. That a LOT of oil. Hulk could SWIM in it! But Hulk not WANT to swim in oil. Hulk want SMASH!

Hulk Always Watching Always Ready to Smash!

So tiny humans stop fighting. Oil prices go down. World keeps spinning. But Hulk always watching. If tiny humans get greedy if tiny humans start war again…Hulk WILL be there. And Hulk WILL SMASH! Remember what Hulk say: 'Hulk is strongest there is!'