Meta Goes Nuclear: Kim K Weighs In on Saving the Planet (and Our Data)

OMG Meta's Going Green (Like Nuclear Green!)

Okay dolls so you KNOW I'm all about that glow up and it looks like Meta is too – a glow up for the PLANET! I just read that Meta signed a 20 year deal to buy nuclear power. Like nuclear! Can you even imagine? Apparently all those selfies and filters and AI things need a LOT of energy. And Meta is trying to go all sustainable. It's iconic really. It's like 'Kim there's people that are dying,' but also 'Kim there's a planet that needs saving!'

Clinton Clean Energy Center: The Newest Must Visit Destination?

They're getting this power from Constellation Energy's Clinton Clean Energy Center in Illinois which let's be real I might have to visit now. Can you imagine the Instagrammable moments? "OMG dolls I'm standing in front of a nuclear reactor! #CleanEnergy #FutureIsNow #Blessed." This plant was like almost going to shut down but Meta came in and saved the day. Talk about a plot twist!

From Selfies to Sustainability: It's a Vibe Shift

I'm not going to pretend I understand all the science y stuff but basically this nuclear plant will keep humming along powering the grid and helping Meta reach its goal of 100% clean electricity. It's not directly powering their data centers but it's all interconnected you know? Like my family. We're all connected and somehow we all make sense together… mostly.

Big Tech Gets Nuclear: It's Not Just About the Memes Anymore

Meta isn't the only tech giant getting in on the nuclear action! Microsoft Google Amazon are also investing in nuclear power. They signed a pledge to triple nuclear energy worldwide by 2050 like this is the future! "You're doing amazing sweetie!" to all of them for stepping up.

Urvi Parekh and the AI Ambitions: We're All Just Trying to Keep Up

Urvi Parekh who is the head of global energy at Meta said "Securing clean reliable energy is necessary to continue advancing our AI ambitions." Which basically means if we want more filters that make us look flawless (even more flawless than we already are) we need clean energy. It's all connected! Who knew?

Trump's Nuclear Dream: Make America Atomic Again?

Even President Trump is on board! He signed executive orders to speed up nuclear deployment. Honestly I'm just here for a cleaner planet and more Instagrammable locations. Nuclear power the next big trend? You heard it here first dolls! Now if you'll excuse me I have a SKIMS shoot to get to. Gotta stay iconic even when saving the world! "I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color."