HULK SMASH LAZY POLITICIANS! German Big Shots Demand Government Get to Work!

Tegernsee Talkfest: Rich People Yelling About Money!

Hulk hear about fancy meeting in Germany. Lots of suits lots of talk. They say new government better do good job. Or else! Hulk think they should smash things if government is bad like Hulk! But Banner say 'Hulk that's not constructive.' Hulk think Banner is puny sometimes. These big shots worried about Germany's money. Hulk worried about finding good smash targets!

DAX Go Up! Does That Mean More Smash?

Hulk hear German DAX index is up! Good for them maybe? Hulk not know what 'DAX' is but if it means more money for Hulk to buy bigger pants after smashing Hulk approve! They say economy been in 'stagnation territory'. Hulk not know what that means either but sounds boring! Hulk hate boring!

New Government New Hope Same Old Problems?

These fancy people put big hopes on new German leader guy Friedrich Merz. They want him to fix everything. Less rules more money more... stuff. Hulk think it's funny. Politicians always promise big things then they just sit around like little puny Banner! Hulk say 'Get to work or Hulk will help you!' Then maybe they smash.

Auto Industry: Vroom Vroom! Or Maybe Just 'Uh Oh'?

Hulk hear about Germany's car makers. They scared of China electric cars and America! They say 'Germans are back!' Hulk hope they strong enough to smash competition. Hulk like cars. Easy to smash! But Banner say 'Hulk no smashing cars!' Always ruining Hulk's fun.

No 'Lazy Summer'! Hulk Demand Action!

Hulk hear one guy say new government can't have 'lazy summer'. Hulk agree! Summer for smashing! Not for sleeping! They need to do things fast make Germany strong again. Like Hulk! Another smart lady says 'A lot lies ahead for the government.' Hulk say 'A lot lies ahead for anyone who make Hulk angry!'

Implement Quickly! Or Face the Hulk's Wrath!

These fancy business people want promises kept. No excuses! They want less rules more innovation. Hulk want same things but with more smashing! Economy Minister lady says Germany needs 'economic turnaround'. Hulk say 'Turn around and smash problems!' That's how Hulk fix things! Hulk is the strongest one there is!