OMG! Is the Economy Canceling My Next Shopping Spree?!

Like What Even IS a Payroll Anyway?

Okay dolls so I was scrolling through my newsfeed (obvi I have people for that but still!) and I saw this headline about the economy. Apparently jobs are slowing down? Like slower than me trying to parallel park in Calabasas. The ADP report says only 37,000 jobs were added in May. That's like a small fraction of my Instagram followers gained in a day. What even IS a payroll anyway? Is it like the list of people who get paid? I need to add that to my companies. I am all about my businesses like KKW Beauty SKIMS and so much more. It is a lot to handle but my brands are popping off and if the payroll is small I am not a happy business owner.

Trump's Shade is Real!

So of course President Trump had something to say. He's all 'Lower the rates!' Like lower my waistline with waist trainers? I feel like Trump is always yelling about something on Truth Social. Is that platform even a thing? I am all about Twitter because I am addicted to posting. But seriously if Trump thinks lowering interest rates is the answer someone get him a SKIMS shapewear to cool down. I feel like he is always mad and yelling about things. Calm down sir grab a smoothie and stop yelling about the job market and the economy. It is giving me anxiety.

Manufacturing Taking a Hit? That's So Last Season!

Apparently manufacturing is down. Like totally off trend. Goods producing industries lost jobs which is a bummer. But leisure and hospitality are doing okay! So people are still going on vacation and spending money. That's good news because like vacations are everything! I love my vacations and I am always traveling. How else am I going to take the perfect Instagram photo? My selfies need a good background so keep on traveling and buying vacation stuff.

Small Businesses? Honey You Need a Rebrand!

Okay so small businesses are struggling? That's not chic. Maybe they need some SKIMS undergarments and a KKW Beauty makeover or I can have them on the Kardashians Show. Listen if you are struggling I can help by selling you one of my companies. I know a few people I can pawn them off on so I can create another brand but for real small businesses gotta get it together! We can't have businesses struggling or it will be a problem! If they need advice I can give it to them! Hit me up in the DMs!

Wages Are Growing? Okay I'm Listening...

Annual pay is growing but is it growing enough to buy a Birkin bag every week? I don't think so! Wages are up like 4.5% for people staying in their jobs and 7% for job hoppers. I need those job hoppers to work for me because a 7% raise is a lot! I am always looking for new team members to add to my squad but they have to pass my vibe check. If they don't then good luck. Because they will need it. I need people with a strong work ethic especially if I am paying them a lot.

Fed Officials are Stressed? I Feel That!

The Fed officials are stressed about Trump's tariffs. I get it. Stress is a killer. It causes wrinkles! But like maybe they need to meditate and drink some green juice. Or better yet some SKIMS bodysuits. These body suits make me feel relaxed. So I can relate but they need to stay calm and carry on. If I am on them they need to get it together for the economy and my future shopping sprees!