Hulk Smash Tariffs! Fintech Stocks Feeling the Pain!

Little Guys Feel the Pain

Puny humans at PayPal Block (the company of Jack Dorsey) and Affirm are all tied up like Betty Ross when Hulk get angry! They depend on you buying stuff but these 'tariffs' make things cost more! Hulk no like when things cost more! Hulk smash price gouging!

Trump Tariffs: Hulk Not Sure If Good Or Bad But Definitely Annoying!

This orange haired guy Trump he put tariffs on everything! It like Hulk putting gamma rays on everything! Maybe good maybe bad but Hulk know it make lots of noise and shake things up! Now everything complicated and even puny humans can't figure out what's going to happen!

Chinese Imports Get the Hulk Smash!

These apps like Temu and Shein get to sell stuff cheap from China. But now no more! The government say 'NO!' It like when Hulk want ice cream but Banner say 'NO!' Hulk get very VERY angry! This 'de minimis' thing is gone and lots of companies gonna feel the Hulk Sized Pinch! Hulk think this affect many consumer product goods!

PayPal in Trouble: Hulk Say 'You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Paying!'

Analysts say PayPal is in big trouble because they rely on people buying stuff. If people no buy PayPal no make money! It like Hulk no smashing! Hulk NEED to smash! Wells Fargo say PayPal very exposed to these tariffs. Hulk not sure what 'exposed' means but sound bad! Revenue growth will slow!

Block and Affirm: Hulk No Understand 'Buy Now Pay Later!'

Block company of Dorsey is having trouble too! Hulk never understand 'Buy Now Pay Later!' If you no have money you no have money! Why make it more confusing? Affirm also rely on this 'buy now pay later' thing. If people no buy or can't pay they are toast! Hulk think consumer credit portfolios are exposed!

Hulk Says 'Wait and See! Hulk Always Wait and Smash!'

So what gonna happen? Nobody know! Even puny smart analysts don't know! Hulk say wait and see! But Hulk always ready to smash if things go wrong! Hulk advice for puny humans? Hold on tight it gonna be a bumpy ride! Hulk is always ready!