Hulk Smash Comcast?! Cable Giant Tumbles, But Hulk Still Gets Good Reception!

Hulk Hear Numbers! (And Hulk Smash Them!)

Hulk hear Comcast make money but lose customers. Like puny Banner: smart but always tripping over own feet! Comcast make $29.89 billion more than brainy analysts think. But lose 199,000 broadband customers! Hulk no understand! More money but less friends? Hulk like more friends!

Fixed Wireless? Hulk Think It's Broken Promises!

Comcast people say 'competition' is problem. Something called '5G' and 'fixed wireless.' Hulk think it fixed alright... fixed to take Hulk's internet! Mike Cavanagh guy says Comcast not 'winning.' Hulk know winning! Winning is smashing! Winning is getting good Wi Fi for Hulk's online chess!

Mobile Good? Hulk Rather Have Green Data!

Mobile business is 'bright spot,' they say. Up 16%! Hulk prefer bright GREEN spot! 8.15 million 'Xfinity Mobile lines'? Hulk confused. Hulk have one line: 'Hulk... SMASH!' Brian Roberts CEO guy says 'challenges' but 'passion.' Hulk have passion too! Passion for smashing things that slow down Hulk's downloads!

EBITDA? Sounds Like Something Hulk Ate!

Jason Armstrong talk about 'elevated competition.' Hulk think competition good! Make Hulk stronger! (And maybe make Comcast faster). EBITDA up 2%? Hulk think EBITDA taste like... broccoli. Hulk prefer smash!

Peacock Fly High? Hulk Like Bird (When Not Angry)!

Peacock streaming thing do good! Less loss of money. Hulk like Peacock but Hulk wish it show more Hulk movies! Universal theme parks down because of fire? Hulk hate fire! Fire bad for Hulk's complexion! New park opening. Maybe Hulk go. Maybe Hulk smash roller coaster. Depends on line.

Hulk Say: Fix Internet Or Hulk Will Fix It FOR You!

So Comcast have 'challenges.' Hulk have challenges too! Like keeping pants on when Hulk get angry. But Hulk fix it! Comcast need fix internet! Make it faster! Make it cheaper! Or Hulk will 'innovate' for them! And Hulk's innovation involve a lot of green and smashing!