Hulk Smash Bad Earnings! Restaurant Brands Feeling the Gamma Pressure!

Hulk's Hungry Numbers Not!

Hulk hear Restaurant Brands International (RBI) have puny earnings! Analysts expect bigger but RBI give puny numbers. Like Banner trying to lift Mjolnir! Popeyes Burger King Tim Hortons all make Hulk ANGRY with sales going down. But CEO say things getting better? Hulk hope so or Hulk SMASH!

Banner Math vs. Hulk Smash!

RBI make only 75 cents per share but should be 78 cents! Revenue only $2.11 billion when should be $2.13 billion! Banner say it 'earnings per share' and 'revenue.' Hulk say it just SMALL! Hulk know big numbers like when Hulk smash entire building!

Popeyes Chicken Give Hulk Sad Smash!

Popeyes make Hulk saddest! Sales go down 4%! Last year Popeyes show commercial during Super Bowl everyone happy. This year? Nothing! No Super Bowl commercial no happy Hulk! Need more chicken less talk! Hulk hungry! Even Abomination get more chicken than Hulk these days!

Burger King More Like Burger... Uh... Loser!

Burger King also fail! Sales shrink 1.3%! U.S. business try to be better for TWO YEARS but still fail! Maybe Burger King need Hulk to smash some burgers into better shape! Hulk know a thing or two about smashing!

Tim Hortons Need Hulk Sized Coffee!

Tim Hortons big part of RBI also disappoint! Sales go down 0.1%! They get Ryan Reynolds to help but even Deadpool can't save them! Maybe need Hulk sized coffee to wake up and make better sales! Hulk know caffeine Hulk get angry!

Hulk Predict Future? Maybe!

RBI say they will spend $400 to $450 million! They hope to grow 3% in sales and 8% in profits. Hulk say maybe. If they give Hulk free food maybe Hulk help them smash the competition! Hulk best marketing strategy! Don't make Hulk angry you wouldn't like Hulk when he's hungry!