Hulk SMASH Gucci Sales?! Kering Stock CRASHES!

Kering No Like Green!

Hulk read news. Kering company with shiny bags and shoes very unhappy. They say sales go down! Like Hulk's temper when puny Banner pokes him with needles! Revenue SMALL. They blame 'macroeconomic headwinds'. Hulk think that just fancy word for 'people no got money or maybe just smart enough not to waste on things Hulk could SMASH in one hit!'

Gucci Gucci Goo Goo Gone!

Gucci the shiny brand that makes half the Kering money also have problem. Sales DOWN 25%! Hulk think Gucci try to make comeback but Hulk think comeback harder than stopping Hulk when Hulk angry! They got new guy Demna but people ANGRY about his past work. Maybe he should just make everything green and stretchy? That's what works for Hulk!

Other Shiny Things Also Sad

Not just Kering! Other shiny brands Richemont LVMH Hermes also feel the pinch! Like when Thor hits Hulk and Hulk feel all over. Asia sales go down most. Maybe they need to make more things Hulk sized? Then Hulk would buy! Hulk like shiny things too but only if they STRONG! No puny belts for Hulk. They just BREAK!

Blame Game: Tariffs and Angry Shoppers!

Some smart people say tariffs make problems. They say rich people usually not care can just pay more. But even rich people get angry when price too high. Hulk understand anger! Maybe Kering should give Hulk discount? Then Hulk not so angry... maybe. 'Hulk is strongest there is!'...unless it comes to resisting a good bargain!

Demna Doomed?

Demna Gvasalia the new guy at Gucci he in trouble. People remember his old ads...apparently not good. Hulk not know much about ads. Hulk just smash. But Hulk know people get angry easy. Maybe Demna need to learn how to control anger? Like Banner try to do! But Hulk thinks that a futile exercise! Hulk will always be the STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!

Hulk's Expert Opinion: Make Things Hulk Sized!

Hulk think Kering need better plan. Stop making tiny clothes. Make things STRONG! Make things GREEN! Maybe make Hulk the new face of Gucci? Hulk roar people buy! Easy! Or maybe Hulk just smash everything and start over. Hulk good at that! 'Puny god!' needs Hulk!