Hulk Smash Recession Fears with these Dividend Stocks! Is Your Portfolio Strong Enough?!

Hulk Tired of Market Tantrums!

Puny humans worry about 'recession' and 'tariffs.' Hulk say 'Hulk care about SMASHING! And dividends!' These puny markets go up they go down. Hulk get angry. But dividend stocks? They like little green pills for Hulk's anger. They make Hulk... less Hulk. Maybe. These 'analysts' on Wall Street – they say these stocks good for people's 'portfolios.' Hulk not know what 'portfolio' is but if it make money Hulk smash in approval!

Energy Transfer: Hulk Like Pipelines!

Energy Transfer (ET)? They got BIG pipelines! More than 130,000 miles! That's like... a LOT of Hulks stretched end to end! They pay out $0.3250 per common unit a 3.2% increase! Hulk like things that get bigger! RBC Capital's Elvira Scotto – she like ET too! She say it good because it's 'highly contracted and fee based.' Hulk not know what that mean but sounds like ET get money even if market do the flop! She lowered price target a LITTLE but Hulk say 'Hulk always come back stronger!'

Williams Companies: No Not Robin Williams Puny Human!

The Williams Companies (WMB) next! They also do energy! Scotto say WMB good because of 'AI/data center growth opportunities.' AI? Hulk think that something Tony Stark play with. But if AI make money Hulk no complain! WMB raised dividend by 5.3%! Hulk like raise! Scotto still like WMB stock expecting continued strong volumes but volume headwinds in the Northeast segment is of NO CONCERN for the HULK! Hulk can just smash them volume headwinds away! Maybe Hulk invest here. Make Hulk green pockets bigger!

Diamondback Energy: Hulk Like Diamonds! And Energy!

Diamondback Energy (FANG)! FANG focused on oil and gas! They raised dividend 11%! Hulk like big numbers! JPMorgan analyst Arun Jayaram still like FANG even if they slightly reduce price target. Doesn't matter. These analysts! Always guessing! But Jayaram say FANG generate lots of 'free cash flow.' Hulk like 'free'! Free mean Hulk can use it to buy... more pants? Because Hulk always rips them!

Analysts and Their Sorcery

These analysts Scotto and Jayaram. They think they know everything. They use fancy words like 'cash flow streams,' 'balance sheet,' and 'capital efficiency.' Hulk just know if stock goes up or down! But they do have track record of success. Scotto got 67% success rate Jayaram only 49%. Maybe Hulk should become analyst! Then Hulk make ALL the right calls! Hulk always right!

Hulk's Final Smash essment!

So what Hulk think? Hulk think these stocks... interesting. They pay good dividends. They maybe help you not worry so much about market going boom. But remember Hulk no give financial advice! Hulk just SMASH! And occasionally buy dividend stocks. If you want to invest maybe talk to someone who not green and super strong. Or maybe not! Hulk leave that to you. Just don't make Hulk angry!