OMG Is The World Economy About To Break Like My Last Marriage?!

Like Recession is So Last Season!

Okay dolls lemme tell you I'm not exactly an *economist,* but even I know that things can change faster than my hairstyle! I was reading this article and it's like this year could be full of surprises. Not just with my dating life (still single BTW!) but like for the *whole world*! And you know what that means? Time to diversify that portfolio honey! As Kanye always said 'Money talks!' (Even if his opinions sometimes don't... LOL!).

China's Having a Moment (But Not a Good One!)

So apparently China's got some issues. Their bond yields are tumbling and their currency is sliding faster than me in my SKIMS at a photoshoot. They're dealing with *deflation* which sounds even worse than a bad contour job. They're trying to fix it but like their economy is still struggling with way too much stuff—houses cars solar panels…it's like my garage but on a global scale! I'm no expert but if President Xi Jinping wants to make a splash maybe he needs to think outside the (Gucci) box! Because as Kris always says 'You're doing amazing sweetie! Now do BETTER!'

UK's Pound is Feeling...Pound ed!

And then there's Great Britain. The British pound is struggling and their debt is driving up bond yields. It is so not chic that debt. Like remember when George Soros "broke" the British pound back in the day? That's the kind of drama I usually reserve for family dinners! Like honestly these two empires China and Great Britain? They're both having issues. It’s like get it together guys! But as I always say it is what it is!

Is the S&P 500 Looking a Little...Stretched?

So the S&P 500 has been doing *amazing*. Like best years since the 90s! But the article is all 'beware!' it might be stretched a little thin. And get this if Trump brings back tariffs and starts deporting people it could mess with our economy! It could even bring back inflation! That is so not fetch.

Wake Up Investors! Time to Get Woke!

Like this article is saying that U.S. investors need to start paying attention to what's happening overseas. All that good stuff we've been enjoying might have made us a little…*complacent*. I hate that word. It's like nobody puts Kimmy in a corner! So yeah time to use our brains (yes I have one!) and stay ahead of the game. Because let's be real a little extra cash never hurt nobody. You know you gotta stay ready so you don’t have to get ready.

Just Keep Swimming (and Investing!)

So basically this year could be a wild ride. But hey as long as we're all staying fabulous and keeping our eyes on the prize we'll be fine! Now if you'll excuse me I have a selfie to take and a brand to build! XOXO!