Wall Street Wizards Reveal Dividend Gold! Should You Trust Their Pot of Gold?

Toss a Coin to Your Analyst?

Alright alright settle down. Geralt of Rivia here your friendly neighborhood Witcher reporting on something even *I* find less monstrous than a Bruxa on a bad night: the stock market. Seems these Wall Street types the ones who wear fancier doublets than I do are peddling 'dividend stocks.' They say it's a way to line your pockets without having to y'know actually *hunt* anything. Color me skeptical but let's see what they're hawking eh?

McDonald's: More Than Just Roach Burgers?

First up McDonald's (MCD). The golden arches. Apparently even amidst outbreaks of… well let's just call it 'stomach distress' this beast keeps churning out coin. An analyst named Andy Barish seems particularly keen claiming their 'McValue menu' is the secret sauce. He thinks they'll keep growing. Honestly I've seen drowners with more appealing growth prospects. Still they pay a dividend and Barish seems to know his stuff… mostly. He's only profitable 57% of the time. Makes me wonder if he's using dimeritium to make his calls.

Ares Capital: Financing for the... Middle Class?

Next we have Ares Capital (ARCC) a 'business development company.' Sounds like fancy banker talk to me. They loan coin to middle sized businesses the kind that probably can't afford a Witcher let alone a Griffin. Analyst Kenneth Lee is apparently bullish despite some 'mixed' results. Says they're good at managing risks. Well good for them. I manage risks by slathering myself in oils and swinging a silver sword. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. Apparently they give good dividends so if you believe Kenneth Lee maybe consider it and maybe don't listen to Geralt.

Energy Transfer: Pipes and Promises

Finally Energy Transfer (ET). Pipelines apparently. Spreading the world's resources across vast distances. Analyst Gabriel Moreen seems giddy about their spending plans even though they missed expectations. He thinks all that spending will translate into 'strong earnings growth.' Color me cautious. I've seen plenty of promises go up in smoke especially around campfires after a long hunt. But hey they pay a dividend too and Moreen seems to know his pipes. A little too well if you ask me.

So Should You Risk Your Crown?

Now the big question: should you toss your hard earned coin at these Wall Street darlings? As a Witcher I'm trained to weigh risks and rewards. These analysts seem confident but remember even the best Witcher can misjudge a monster. Do your own research don't believe everything you read and maybe just maybe you'll find some treasure at the end of the rainbow. Or at least a slightly fatter coin purse.

The Law of Surprise: Don't Bet on It!

Remember what I always say: 'Evil is evil. Lesser greater middling… Makes no difference.' So be careful with your investments and don't expect the Law of Surprise to magically make you rich. If you are still listening to me I would suggest you ignore everything I just wrote. It is probably better to head to the nearest tavern get a drink and enjoy the company of a friend.