Hulk Smash Banking! JPMorgan's Fancy New Branches for Richy-Rich...Hulk Not Impressed!

Punny Bank Branches for Puny Humans

Hulk read news. JPMorgan Chase open new banks for...millionaires? HAH! Hulk thinks that's a waste of good smashing potential! They think new buildings make people trust them with money? Hulk trust no one! Except maybe Banner when he not being puny. These banks are in fancy places like Napa and Palm Beach. Hulk rather smash grapes and build sandcastles!

Chase Bank Try Make More Money? Hulk Say 'Hulk SMASH'!

Chase Bank wants to be big boss of money. Bigger than Morgan Stanley and Bank of America? Hulk say why bother? Money just paper! Hulk prefer smash! They say they want to manage rich people's millions. Hulk say give it to people who need it! World need less fancy banks more gamma powered smashing for good!

Fancy Service for Fancy People

They call it 'J.P. Morgan Private Client.' Sounds like fancy prison! They even have special app. Hulk think app is weak! Real power is in gamma charged fists! They give rich people one banker instead of many. Hulk say one banker still banker! Hulk rather have Betty Ross. She smart and doesn't talk about money all day.

No Lollipops Only Fancy Chocolate! What is This World Coming To?

New banks have no lollipops! Only fancy chocolate. What is this world coming to? Hulk want lollipop! And maybe smash a car after. They have quiet rooms and earth tone colors. Hulk prefer bright green and loud noises! They say it's for 'serious conversations.' Hulk's conversations usually involve smashing and yelling. Much more productive!

Hulk Say: Share the Wealth Not Just the Chocolate!

These banks want to double their money! Hulk say that greedy! They should be helping people not hoarding money like dragons! They want to be like fancy car brand. Hulk say Hulk can smash fancy car! Then no one have it! Problem solved!

Hulk's Advice: Smash the System! (But Maybe Not the Bank...Yet)

These new banks not getting many people. People confused. Hulk not surprised! Hulk say be clear! Or Hulk smash confusion! Bank lady says they not turn anyone away. Hulk say good! But Hulk still watching. If they get too greedy Hulk smash! But maybe Hulk just take chocolate. Hulk like chocolate.