Jordan JUMPS to... TV?!
Hulk HEAR! NBC make big announcement! Michael Jordan tiny human who bounces orange ball now on TV! Jordan say he 'excited' to be 'special contributor.' Hulk not know what 'contributor' MEAN but sound important. Like when puny Banner 'contribute' to Avengers plan. Usually plan FAIL. Maybe Jordan plan also FAIL?
Hulk Smash... the Broadcast!
NBC say Jordan not 'regular.' What that MEAN? Is Jordan now irregular?! Hulk get ANGRY when things not make sense! They say he show up sometimes. Like Hulk show up when Banner get ANGRY! Except Hulk bigger stronger and NOT play basketball. Basketball is for SMALL humans. Hulk prefer SMASH!
ELEVEN YEARS?! Hulk Could Hold Breath Longer!
NBC sign deal with NBA for ELEVEN YEARS! Hulk think eleven years too long to watch tiny humans run around court. Hulk can hold breath for longer than that! Maybe Hulk should be on TV show EVERYONE how to hold breath for long time! Then EVERYONE be impressed!
Jordan NOT Play Anymore? Hulk Still Stronger!
They say Jordan not play basketball since 2003. He busy with business. Hulk think business boring. Hulk prefer SMASH! But maybe Jordan business involve making bigger orange balls? Then Hulk interested! Bigger orange balls more SMASHING!
'90s Nostalgia? Hulk Prefer Today!
NBC want bring back '90s! With music! Hulk like music especially when it loud and make things shake! But Hulk not need '90s. Hulk here NOW! Hulk is timeless! Hulk is FOREVER! Unless Banner take over again... then Hulk get VERY angry.
Late Jim Fagan Voice? Hulk Has Better Ideas!
NBC use AI voice of dead human. That... weird. Hulk have better idea! Why not use HULK VOICE?! Hulk can announce players! 'Hulk introduce... TINY HUMAN NUMBER ONE! He bounce ball good but HULK STILL STRONGER!' Ratings would be HUGE! Just like HULK!
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