HULK SMASH... PROFITS! Darden's Earnings Make Green (Like Hulk!)

Hulk Like Green... and Money!

Hulk see Darden Restaurants make lots of green! Not just Olive Garden salads but money too! Wall Street thought they knew but Darden surprise them! Like Hulk surprise puny Banner sometimes! Shares go up! Hulk like up! Up is good! Down is when Hulk get angry... you wouldn't like Hulk when he angry unless you selling Hulk bigger pants.

Olive Garden POWERED by Endless Breadsticks!

Olive Garden they strong! Like Hulk but with breadsticks! Same store sales rise 6.9%! Analysts they underestimate power of carbs! Hulk think Olive Garden breadsticks secretly made with Gamma radiation! That why people keep eating them! Hulk want try but Hulk afraid turn into even BIGGER Hulk! Then where Hulk find pants?

LongHorn Tames the Beast!

LongHorn Steakhouse also strong! Not as strong as Hulk but strong! Sales up 6.7%! People like meat! Hulk like meat! Maybe Hulk go there after smashing. But Hulk order WHOLE cow! Not just puny steak!

Fancy Food...Hulk No Understand!

Fine dining segment they not so good. Sales go down. Ruth's Chris Steak House and The Capital Grille... too fancy for Hulk! Hulk like smash! Not sit and sip tiny glass of grape juice! Maybe they need more smashing! Hulk volunteer!

Cheddar's: Uber Eats...Hulk Confused!

Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen using Uber Direct! Hulk don't understand! People too lazy to get food themselves? Hulk can run faster than Uber car! Hulk deliver food! Hulk smash traffic! No extra charge!

Hulk Invest!

Darden stock up! Good for them! They buy back shares! Hulk should buy Darden stock! Then Hulk own Olive Garden! Endless breadsticks for Hulk! Hulk finally happy... until someone steal breadsticks. Then... HULK SMASH!