HULK SAY: PLANES GO WRONG WAY! MIDDLE EAST RUMBLE MAKE AIRSPACE ANGRY!

Hulk No Likey Boom Boom!

Hulk hear boom! Iran make missile go to Qatar! Stupid humans fighting again! Hulk was having nice nap now Hulk ANGRY! Planes fly all over like scared bugs! Puny humans always making mess! 'Hulk... SMASH!'... but Hulk try be reporter now... grrr.

Planes Do the Runaway!

Flightradar24 tell Hulk planes turn around near United Arab Emirates! Airspace closed! Like Hulk trying to get to fridge when Banner hungry! No can do! Everything blocked! Even tiny Bahrain close sky too! Hulk bet they scared of Hulk POWER… and maybe missiles. Probably missiles.

Big Bird No Fly!

Air France Iberia Finnair… fancy names! They all say 'No fly Middle East!' Smart planes! American Airlines already hide from Doha. United hide from Dubai! Even Hulk know when to duck! Though Hulk mostly just smash.

Israel Hit Everyone Flee!

Israel smash Iran earlier now EVERYONE scared! Like when Hulk sneeze! Little countries run away! Planes run away! Banner say it's 'escalation.' Hulk say it's 'stupid!'

Hulk Want Answers!

Hulk want know when boom boom stop! Hulk want know when planes can fly straight! Hulk want know… where Banner hide the gamma irradiated snack cakes?! This news make Hulk hungry AND angry! Bad combination.

Hulk Smash Update Button!

This BREAKING NEWS! Hulk smashing refresh button! Need know more! World gone crazy! Maybe Hulk just go back to nap… But Hulk will be watching! Don't make Hulk get angrier! You wouldn't like Hulk when Hulk is angry… especially when planes fly wrong way!